2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Garymc2412]

Hope he gets the winner today

 

[Death]

He's had his sausage and egg mcmuffin and a large coke and is off to the bookies now. Will get to Goodison about 2 in time for a snooze until kick off.




......at least that's what we will think his pre match routine was when he is waddling about later

When he scores we'll be hoping koeman makes the routine mandatory for the whole squad.

 

[Toast]

He's had his sausage and egg mcmuffin and a large coke and is off to the bookies now. Will get to Goodison about 2 in time for a snooze until kick off.

Don't forget a snide pint in the pub so he can play on the fruity.

I thought it would be understood Phil that it's where he would be between plonking a few grand on the horses now and having a kip in the meeting room at Goodison at 2.

Sounds like my dream Saturday like..

 

[Tel001]

Reckon he's gonna score today...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Love your optimism here. I'm not as negative as @Bryan but I've always openly doubted how much Wayne will be contribute this season.

Nevertheless, when he's currently our marquee signing (and might remain so) and highest earner there's little doubt that he'll play a lot of games.

I hate him. It's the arl arses that will pay to see him and cheer him on regardless it's like our own mini Brexit signing this useless shirt selling beaut.

 

[bicycleheader]

When he scores we'll be hoping koeman makes the routine mandatory for the whole squad.

Sounds like my dream Saturday like..

If you add on @Death post it does sound pretty good...

 

[ProZ]

It will be interesting to see how he plays for sure.

 

[Niapper]

Hopefully he stays out of klaassen's position

 

[KaiserEFC]

Has done absolutely nothing to deserve a start. I look forward to him refusing to pass the ball and shooting from ridiculous places when there's a player free elsewhere.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

I hate him. It's the arl arses that will pay to see him and cheer him on regardless it's like our own mini Brexit signing this useless shirt selling beaut.

I didn't hate him until I saw how vehemently our fans would defend him if he started slacking. You mean to tell me our fans are perfectly content with ripping our competent players AHOLES and forgiving Rooney for every McDonalds performance on the pitch?

 

[Osamabindiesel]

He's had his sausage and egg mcmuffin and a large coke and is off to the bookies now. Will get to Goodison about 2 in time for a snooze until kick off.




......at least that's what we will think his pre match routine was when he is waddling about later

If I'm not mistaken that is Michael Phelps daily routine

 

[Armaghtoffee]

It will take a moment of magic to open that Stoke defence and he is just the man to pick that pass.

 

[Osamabindiesel]

It will take a moment of magic to open that Stoke defence and he is just the man to pick that pass.

I think you meant to post in the Tom Davies thread

 

[Armaghtoffee]

I think you meant to post in the Tom Davies thread

I'm not fussed who makes the breakthrough

 

[macdog]

I expect his inadequacies to be ruthlessly exploited in the coming weeks, starting against Stoke.