2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Barnfred 55]

We're going to need him to play as a no. 9 from now on. We're well stocked with players to play behind the front man but Rooney and DCL are the closest things we have to target men and they'll have to rotate. I'm not convinced Sandro can play on his own upfront.

He'll have to do his share and at least its an option now with Gylfi on board.

 

[Jadubsee]

Arrested for drink driving? What a 24 hours it's been for Everton eh

 

[bicycleheader]

SELL

 

[chicoazul]

Genuinely loving the last few pages admiring him and urging captaincy then y'all wake up to a drink driving charge.

Calm it down lads. Just leave things be. Control that inner Geordie that makes you demand extremes.

 

[bicycleheader]

Genuinely loving the last few pages admiring him and urging captaincy then y'all wake up to a drink driving charge.

Calm it down lads. Just leave things be. Control that inner Geordie that makes you demand extremes.

SELL this instant. Demand they open the transfer window a smidgen so we can stuff his pasty pudgy arse through on a free to West Ham

 

[Dubai Blue]

SELL this instant. Demand they open the transfer window a smidgen so we can stuff his pasty pudgy arse through on a free to West Ham

We could send him to Europe, they have 24hrs more than us for transfers

 

[bicycleheader]

We could send him to Europe, they have 24hrs more than us for transfers

Somebody get on Ryanair. Book him something

What's his passport number? Carry on?!?

 

[McBain]

Jeeves will have to drop him off at work.

 

[toffee matt]

Moshiri interview must have sent him over the edge

 

[chicoazul]

SELL this instant. Demand they open the transfer window a smidgen so we can stuff his pasty pudgy arse through on a free to West Ham

He needs to be brought out into the centre circle next game, preferably just before kick off. I want to see him held down by royal blue stocks and the Lower Gwladys lads hold up a fancy banner in gothic style text saying ONCE A BLUE THEN A RED THEN A BLUE AGAIN THEN A DRINK DRIVER : DEAD 2 US 1878.

Joe Royle comes out and asks him what he pleads. Once he admits his guilt then Joe signals to the main stand and out walks Straquilarsi in a Le Coq Sportif onesie who strides to the centre circle and puts a gimp mask with pool ball in Wayne's mouth. Straq fist pumps at the Lower Gwladys ultras and rips out his crotch.

What comes next got me banned by Esk last time so I'll leave you there. But Wayne got to learn and this is how.

 

[bicycleheader]

He needs to be brought out into the centre circle next game, preferably just before kick off. I want to see him held down by royal blue stocks and the Lower Gwladys lads hold up a fancy banner in gothic style text saying ONCE A BLUE THEN A RED THEN A BLUE AGAIN THEN A DRINK DRIVER : DEAD 2 US 1878.

Joe Royle comes out and asks him what he pleads. Once he admits his guilt then Joe signals to the main stand and out walks Straquilarsi in a Le Coq Sportif onesie who strides to the centre circle and puts a gimp mask with pool ball in Wayne's mouth. Straq fist pumps at the Lower Gwladys ultras and rips out his crotch.

What comes next got me banned by Esk last time so I'll leave you there. But Wayne got to learn and this is how.

Or we could sell him to Tranmere Rovers

 

[flibbyflob]

Haha. This last few days gets better and better.

 

[McBain]

You had me at Straq in a Onesie.

 

[chicoazul]

Or we could sell him to Tranmere Rovers

I wouldn't go that far mate, come on.

 

[bicycleheader]

I wouldn't go that far mate, come on.

Soz

Marine?