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He's being paid like a top player, which is why people are disappointed that he's the furthest thing from being one.
£150k a week to look half-decent in the type of home games that Everton have been winning comfortably since Smith left.
I wonder if we could tempt Carrick to play centre-half here next season. I know he's no longer fit for purpose at a real team, but what a thrill it it would be to see him pass out from the back against Huddersfield.
Double figures for the season isn't he? Not to mention a hattrick in the game that essentially changed where our season was going (down down down). Plus he is surrounded by dreadful midfield partners.
Think he's been a miracle worker myself.