Throw in a cheap jibe early on to speed the process up and get into the pub from 12pm and ditch the B&Q trip. I'm still going for my breakfast.She`s menopausal mate.
In the past week shes bleached the house from top to bottom, had some poor cash in hand lad ripping the hedge out of the front anf decided mid week that she wants to get the kitchen and back room redecorated ( done two years ago )
At some point during the day, I`ll end up getting accused of not caring / not being interested ( very true ) which will invariably end up in a massive row and me ending up in the pub at some point.