We're going to need a bigger....

[Gladystweet]

do you use them as dildo's too?

Only if it's a pineapple. Everything else perishes too quick.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Only if it's a pineapple. Everything else perishes too quick.

fair play, you must be the only person i know who can get multiple prickks up there bum at any one time..

 

[Gladystweet]

fair play, you must be the only person i know who can get multiple prickks up there bum at any one time..

Quantity not quality. Sometimes I take them out the tin.

 

[chrismpw]

Plate
We're going to need a bigger plate - Fruit and veg: For a longer life eat 10 a day

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Let's see.
In preparation for our farmers and landowners losing European subsidy.... Forget previous studies, tweak the data a bit and get people eating more veg.
Cynical? Me?

 

[tadao]

 

[Eggs]

...I had grapes with my Weetabix this morning.

 

[Bungle]

...I had grapes with my Weetabix this morning.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

does milk count as a veg?

 

[kev]

I just had fruit AND nuts in my chocolate.

*On a health kick

 

[Gladystweet]

does milk count as a veg?

Only badger milk.

 

[Eggs]

...nah, I drink Guinness and don't eat sweets.

 

[Dixie D]

Just got back from the allotment...gonna rustle up a tasty jacket spud.

 

[Gladystweet]

Just got back from the allotment...gonna rustle up a tasty jacket spud.
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Sufferin succothash!!!!

 

[Bungle]

...nah, I drink Guinness and don't eat sweets.

Redeemed

 

[tadao]

Just got back from the allotment...gonna rustle up a tasty jacket spud.
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