Match Thread West Ham United v Everton - Match Report and MotM Poll

[Lob]

We will be given an offside for last week at this rate.

 

[Daniel Gardner]

This ref is terrible.

 

[NorthernBlue]

Has all the hallmarks of a game where they score some scruffy goal out of nowhere and then that’ll be that. We are offering nothing.

 

[Gerbs]

Pickford
Brantwaithe
Onana
Dom

Ship the rest to League One

 

[Amw79]

Dom is doing his best to hold things up, but he's very isolated.

Yep. All our creativity is on the wings, but we seem to wanna go straight through the middle.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

We look half asleep in midfield. What's Dyche had them doing in preparation? Hard labour?

Sunday match in the smoke, he'll have taken them to see Mamma Mia at the Novello last night.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Struggling now a bit. Can see Gueye coming on for Garner after an hour or even at half time. Won't help us in scoring but might even up the midfield battle a bit.

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

Doucoure definitely has a hitch in his run, he’s got a hammy or a quad or something. Could use Gana

 

[DanB90]

We seem proper languid today.

 

[nsno-chris]

What’s our Xg so far??

Anyone know

 

[lieneverton]

Which team was in Greece on Thursday night?

 

[TimHowardsBeardJuice]

What’s our Xg so far??

Anyone know

They don’t have much either

Tbh this is a crap game

 

[arch stanton]

This ref is terrible.

he doesnt look like we are going to get any 50:50s

 

[Nymzee]

I have a cunning plan where get a latex mask of Branthwaite and a blonde wig, glue both to Keane's head and flog 'Branthwaite' for ££££.

It'll work, trust me.

We look half asleep in midfield. What's Dyche had them doing in preparation? Hard labour?

We always look knackered even from kick off. I wonder if they’re over-trained.

 

[aglee]

Was just thinking, which club are going to pay Everton 80m for him in summer.
I have a horrible feeling it will be those Geordie buffoons.

He’s from that part of the country as well.

Thought he was from Cumbria?