West Ham v Everton. 7th Nov at 1500.

Slaven Bilic

  • Gypsy looking shithouse

    Votes: 144 42.9%

  • Classy Croatian defender

    Votes: 39 11.6%

  • He's no Rooney

    Votes: 14 4.2%

  • FUNES MORI

    Votes: 139 41.4%
  • Total voters
    336
  • Poll closed .
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neil999 said:
i think we should have a different manager for each game, a manager squad if you like
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What about a Martinez/allardyce combo where the ball is lumped to the front then Lukaku and Barkley refuse to go forward and pass it to each other and not shoot. oh on the other hand we tried that last week . Haha
 

Hapless star jump : ace save
&
Trampoline shin touch : tasty lay-off
&
Futile step-over : orgasmic weighted pass


These ratios will determine our fate. As well as Barry's judgement in his task of chipping away at Payet's heels just the right amount.
 
Sapie88 said:
I have something to report...

The scene, 30000+ Evertonians all sat at Goodison, a lull in the match.

The distant rumblings of a light aircraft are heard.

"Oh FFS not again." Says Dai, 37, from Rhyl sat pondering how early he should leave his seat in the Park End.

Suddenly it dawns on the fans that this is no Anti/Pro board message, this is a message for hope, for peace, for cheese on toast.

A few distant claps are heard from the Ultras in the LG, soon the applause spreads around like a wildfire, even the away fans are joined in solidarity for the most delicious, dairy and doughey snack.

Suddenly, out of nowhere a man dressed as a slice of cheese on toast parachutes in to GP, lands on Tim Howard thus forcing him off with a season long injury.

All this can be achieved* if you just take a look here and generously donate what little you can. https://www.gofundme.com/288npxzw

I have.

Will you?

Godspeed.

Sapie88

*All except a parachuting cheese on toast.
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wheelchair tim.webp
 

Don't know if anyone's shared this already but Bilic had this to say:

'I didn't know it was that long since we beat them the last time, but that only shows what we are facing; a big club with the mentality of a club that has had its ups and down over the years.

'It's a club thinking big, acting big by signing players and by not letting players go, a massive club.

'So I didn't know it had been eight years. But that doesn't mean a lot. It's a new game. We beat so many big teams this season but that didn't mean a lot when we lost against Watford last week.'
 

I think we score another away win and settle down smuggly for the international break with a self satisfied grin.

Sakho is out, and they'll miss Collins at the back. That defeat against Watford will weigh heavily on them if we can get our noses in front.

Let's face it, they're West Ham. The wheels will come off at some point, and we have a great record against these.

2-0 for Martinez's Marvels.
 
Same job as the Southampton game this, stop their widemen and counter. We seemed to deliberately drop off Coutinho in the derby so maybe we'll adopt that approach for Payet. I'm not sure about that kind of tactic but he did nothing in the derby and it helps set up breaks.

Hopefully Funes Mori rises to the challenge playing against Carrol if we do revert to type and give them acres to get crosses in.
 

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