What’s the biggest animal you could beat in a fight?

[Leylo]

Bed lad

 

[The binman chronicles]

This thread would go down well In Newcastle.

 

[gonetomorrow]

A squirrel. The tail. Always go for the tail.

 

[marnie]

Only if the hand behind your back was holding a Greggs.

lol lol lol

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

I've always wanted to punch a heron. I don't know if I could take it down, but I would give it a good go.

 

[marnie]

A little baby seal. I would walk up to him on the ice and just speak in a really soft voice................ '' Hi little baby seal..... ooohh ,look at those beautiful innocent eyes......... Come here,dont be afraid'' And then I would kick the SHIZZ out of it and wear him as coat.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Dawn French

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Dawn French

Calm down Lenny.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

A teacup piglet

 

[Prevenger17]

You'd have to back to the dinosaurs tbh. I'd smash a Compsognathus

 

[jazzy]

A little baby seal. I would walk up to him on the ice and just speak in a really soft voice................ '' Hi little baby seal..... ooohh ,look at those beautiful innocent eyes......... Come here,dont be afraid'' And then I would kick the SHIZZ out of it and wear him as coat.

And I used to like you.......

 

[Abertonian]

I've been outwitted by flies on more occasions than I'd care to mention, even when having the advantage of a swotter.

 

[Davidoff]

 

[Mrbluenose]

Used to work with a guy who whenever he saw a big girl used to say "I'd rather fk it than fight it".

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Giraffe. Get close so it can’t swing its nut at you, then trip it up and kerb stomp it to death.