What’s the biggest animal you could beat in a fight?

[Lobworm]

I reckon I could take a fully grown dolphin on land, but my dream match would be a sloth. I'd absolutely love to batter a sloth.

 

[chicoazul]

A bear.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Me mate, Claude Balls,once had a fight with a cat......

 

[marnie]

And I used to like you.......

Me on the Greek box wine.Hanging this morning x

 

[hippopotamus]

I eat lions for breakfast.

 

[Jimishorts]

I would kick the SHIZZ out of it and wear him as coat.

Would you deploy your mousing spoon?

Once caught ,put them out of their misery and hit them on the head with a spoon.Be prepared for the odd eye to pop out.

Useful for clubbing and scooping flesh, you evil genius marns.

 

[DanB90]

Can I or the animal use weapons?

 

[chrismpw]

Can I use me teefs?

Also... haggis ... that's an animal right?

 

[gonetomorrow]

Can I use me teefs?

Also... haggis ... that's an animal right?

Of course. But watch it as despite its podgy demeanour it can move surprisingly fast. The haggis can be a cruel lover, as many Scots have found to their cost.

 

[MikeH72]

Benitez

Correct answer, close thread.

 

[tommye]

A little baby seal. I would walk up to him on the ice and just speak in a really soft voice................ '' Hi little baby seal..... ooohh ,look at those beautiful innocent eyes......... Come here,dont be afraid'' And then I would kick the SHIZZ out of it and wear him as coat.

How many mice, with smashed in heads and popped out eyes, do you reckon you would need for a mouse fur coat?

 

[tommye]

Oh and a kitten.

Not arsed how cute you look, I'm gonna punch your little face through your head.

 

[marnie]

Oh and a kitten.

Not arsed how cute you look, I'm gonna punch your little face through your head.

lol lol lol lol

 

[marnie]

How many mice, with smashed in heads and popped out eyes, do you reckon you would need for a mouse fur coat?

Tough one that.18 of them make a cracking pair of fingerless gloves though.

 

[tommye]

Tough one that.18 of them make a cracking pair of fingerless gloves though.

How much for the pair?