Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Anyone remember him actually having a half-decent game at Anfield against peak-PED Salah? Would have been Rotund Samuel's second game, they had 97% possession but Rooney nabs a point like the scally he is
He kept Salah quiet except for when doped up Salah pushed him over with both hands and then put it in which got voted absurdly for the puskas goal despite being a blatant foul.