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What is it with women?

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If anybody listens to radio 1, there's a 3PM deadline if you want to dump somebody on Wednesday. If you don't do it by Wednesday you have to stay with them until the 6th January.

Listen to radio 1 at 1pm to find out more.
 
If anybody listens to radio 1, there's a 3PM deadline if you want to dump somebody on Wednesday. If you don't do it by Wednesday you have to stay with them until the 6th January.

Listen to radio 1 at 1pm to find out more.

Mick, you know you were looking for a Scorpio, well, I do believe I have found your ideal partner on POF. He is also MickM86 and lists himself as an "Adventurer" http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=40383247

Just noticed the Profession is "Superman", this could be the one Mick, make contact.
 

If anybody listens to radio 1, there's a 3PM deadline if you want to dump somebody on Wednesday. If you don't do it by Wednesday you have to stay with them until the 6th January.

Listen to radio 1 at 1pm to find out more.

I was planning on dumping my missus on Christmas eve and getting back with her on boxing day.
 
Hello mate. I'm a Scorpio.









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I don't know how it works for scorpion men. You might need a Pisces woman. I just know I want a scorpion lady.

My last girlfriend brought the best out in me, I was writing amazing lyrics and I had mounds of ambition. Read the astrology it mentions all of this. I used to call my ex "my little Latino lover"
 

Dump her before Wednesday mate.

Then be alone, it's what you want really.

To be alone...

After a few weeks you'll be desperate for the warmth of another human and you'll sniff people's hair while standing in a queue at Tesco. You'll get more desperate and try and get them to touch you in anyway you can, deliberately bumping into people and apologizing.

That wont be enough and you'll see a local bird and follow her home, watching her from her garden, while touching yourself in the bushes.

That still wont be enough...


The next step? You'll get so desperate for a woman you'll wait in a dark alleyway and you'll kidnap and rape someone.

You make me sick Mick.
 
Dump her before Wednesday mate.

Then be alone, it's what you want really.

To be alone...

After a few weeks you'll be desperate for the warmth of another human and you'll sniff people's hair while standing in a queue at Tesco. You'll get more desperate and try and get them to touch you in anyway you can, deliberately bumping into people and apologizing.

That wont be enough and you'll see a local bird and follow her home, watching her from her garden, while touching yourself in the bushes.

That still wont be enough...


The next step? You'll get so desperate for a woman you'll wait in a dark alleyway and you'll kidnap and rape someone.

You make me sick Mick.

You can't throw accusations around like that. I'm a well stabled person without any problems. I'm in excellent mental health and I would never stoop to those levels.
 
Dump her before Wednesday mate.

Then be alone, it's what you want really.

To be alone...

After a few weeks you'll be desperate for the warmth of another human and you'll sniff people's hair while standing in a queue at Tesco. You'll get more desperate and try and get them to touch you in anyway you can, deliberately bumping into people and apologizing.

That wont be enough and you'll see a local bird and follow her home, watching her from her garden, while touching yourself in the bushes.

That still wont be enough...


The next step? You'll get so desperate for a woman you'll wait in a dark alleyway and you'll kidnap and rape someone.

You make me sick Mick.

I sense micknick warming up the ban hammer
 

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