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What is it with women?

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Brownie86 said:
Dump her before Wednesday mate.

Then be alone, it's what you want really.

To be alone...

After a few weeks you'll be desperate for the warmth of another human and you'll sniff people's hair while standing in a queue at Tesco. You'll get more desperate and try and get them to touch you in anyway you can, deliberately bumping into people and apologizing.

That wont be enough and you'll see a local bird and follow her home, watching her from her garden, while touching yourself in the bushes.

That still wont be enough...


The next step? You'll get so desperate for a woman you'll wait in a dark alleyway and you'll kidnap and rape someone.

You make me sick Mick.
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Bit much that mate, I can see it was in jest but thats over the mark pal.
 
MickM86 said:
You can't throw accusations around like that. I'm a well stabled person without any problems. I'm in excellent mental health and I would never stoop to those levels.
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That line. Lolz

I'm just telling you the future, I can't help being a clairvoyant.
 
bluemangroup said:
The fact you've been doing any sort of labour implies that you may need one of those women things about the house sooner rather than later.
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I would love to have a woman about the house mate

I'm one of those guys who can't tell whether a woman actually likes me or not. I used to work with this girl who was in to me and I just didn't catch on. Someone actually had to tell me and, when I finally knew, she got sacked the next day and I never spoke to her again.

She was fit too

Gutted

Meanwhile, there was a girl who I really liked but she didn't feel the same and I ended up pining for her for something like a year.

Women, they'll get you good
 

MickM86 said:
You can't throw accusations around like that. I'm a well stabled person without any problems. I'm in excellent mental health and I would never stoop to those levels.
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Mikey_Fitzgerald said:
I would love to have a woman about the house mate

I'm one of those guys who can't tell whether a woman actually likes me or not. I used to work with this girl who was in to me and I just didn't catch on. Someone actually had to tell me and, when I finally knew, she got sacked the next day and I never spoke to her again.

She was fit too

Gutted

Meanwhile, there was a girl who I really liked but she didn't feel the same and I ended up pining for her for something like a year.

Women, they'll get you good
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Without wishing to plunge us into a whirlpool of self pity, I'm not exactly the man to help you out, if help is what you want.
One thing I will say, if you just assume they bloody love you, they tend to eventually come round to your way of thinking, for some reason. But that could be just down to the fact I prey upon vulnerable and confused women.
 
2 infractions in a week? Need to sort my life out.

Mick in all seriousness, stick with her over the winter, keep yourself warm in her foof.

Next year if you're still not happy, search for a new bird.
 

You don't need women mate, just stick with your mates. At least you won't spend thousands of pounds on said mates.

Money or birds is a no brainer to me :lol:
 
Mikey_Fitzgerald said:
I would love to have a woman about the house mate

I'm one of those guys who can't tell whether a woman actually likes me or not. I used to work with this girl who was in to me and I just didn't catch on. Someone actually had to tell me and, when I finally knew, she got sacked the next day and I never spoke to her again.

She was fit too

Gutted

Meanwhile, there was a girl who I really liked but she didn't feel the same and I ended up pining for her for something like a year.

Women, they'll get you good
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Mikey, I have that thing going on as well. I don't know when a woman likes me, I don't think anyone does really. They hide it so well.

I get the signals mixed up. I can sometimes mistake friendship for likeness and make a complete fool of myself. I suppose it's all a learning curve.
 
MickM86 said:
Mikey, I have that thing going on as well. I don't know when a woman likes me, I don't think anyone does really. They hide it so well.

I get the signals mixed up. I can sometimes mistake friendship for likeness and make a complete fool of myself. I suppose it's all a learning curve.
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You're not mixing with the right sort of birds mick. You need to plough a few skanks & get it out of your system, before trying to find 'the one'.
 

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