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What is it with women?

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Moomin said:
Mick, I feel so sorry for your current girlfriend with this behaviour. Earlier in this thread you talk about going through a bad break up and how it affected you mentally and physically. How will your current girlfriend feel when she finds out what you have been doing or when you jib her off to shack up with this new girl.

Also, how will this new girl feel about you when she finds out that you were in a relationship when they first met. She will always be suspicious of you and trust can't be built from a cheat or lying.

You know what you have to do Mick to sort this out once and for all, you need to do the right thing and post some rude photos of said women in this love triangle and the ex who loved snorting coke off lads dicks while you stayed at home watching " Come dine with me "
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Was worried this was a genuine reply untill the last paragraph.
 
Moomin said:
Mick, I feel so sorry for your current girlfriend with this behaviour. Earlier in this thread you talk about going through a bad break up and how it affected you mentally and physically. How will your current girlfriend feel when she finds out what you have been doing or when you jib her off to shack up with this new girl.

Also, how will this new girl feel about you when she finds out that you were in a relationship when they first met. She will always be suspicious of you and trust can't be built from a cheat or lying.

You know what you have to do Mick to sort this out once and for all, you need to do the right thing and post some rude photos of said women in this love triangle and the ex who loved snorting coke off lads dicks while you stayed at home watching " Come dine with me "
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The last paragraph broke me sir

Well done
 
Moomin said:
Mick, I feel so sorry for your current girlfriend with this behaviour. Earlier in this thread you talk about going through a bad break up and how it affected you mentally and physically. How will your current girlfriend feel when she finds out what you have been doing or when you jib her off to shack up with this new girl.

Also, how will this new girl feel about you when she finds out that you were in a relationship when they first met. She will always be suspicious of you and trust can't be built from a cheat or lying.

You know what you have to do Mick to sort this out once and for all, you need to do the right thing and post some rude photos of said women in this love triangle and the ex who loved snorting coke off lads dicks while you stayed at home watching " Come dine with me "
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More likely waiting for his appearance on Jeremy Kyle to be shown.
 
Moomin said:
Mick, I feel so sorry for your current girlfriend with this behaviour. Earlier in this thread you talk about going through a bad break up and how it affected you mentally and physically. How will your current girlfriend feel when she finds out what you have been doing or when you jib her off to shack up with this new girl.

Also, how will this new girl feel about you when she finds out that you were in a relationship when they first met. She will always be suspicious of you and trust can't be built from a cheat or lying.

You know what you have to do Mick to sort this out once and for all, you need to do the right thing and post some rude photos of said women in this love triangle and the ex who loved snorting coke off lads dicks while you stayed at home watching " Come dine with me "
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Hahahha

You're right really. I haven't matured enough to understand all these feelings, I'm being selfish and I hate myself for my behaviour if I act like a coint my bird will dump me. Won't she?
 
MickM86 said:
I haven't said anything yet, I met her at the bus stop, I told my mate I liked her. He wrote my number down an I was like "what are you doing?" He gets out the car and walks over to this girl and just gives her my number. Ten minutes later she texts me asking me if I was too shy to do it myself. Haha. We're texting now haha
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Was she wearing school uniform Mick?

As that sounds like the kind of pulling technique that would be employed by a social inadequate 14 year old lad.....

Your bird's going to impaled on Romelu's chopper before the weekend at this rate.
 

I tracked the bird down on Facebook. Wow you should see her photos. She's a little on the busty side but she has one of those dirty looking faces. Yes!
 
Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Was she wearing school uniform Mick?

As that sounds like the kind of pulling technique that would be employed by a social inadequate 14 year old lad.....

Your bird's going to impaled on Romelu's chopper before the weekend at this rate.
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My bird is good looking enough to be with a footballer. She was only with me because everybody told her I was the next big thing to break into rap. It hasn't happened yet and now she's starting to wonder about a normal life. I keep telling her not to give up on my success
 
MickM86 said:
I tracked the bird down on Facebook. Wow you should see her photos. She's a little on the busty side but she has one of those dirty looking faces. Yes!
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Mick....I'm starting to worry about you. You like small girls because you can throw them about and now I discover you aren't fussed on breasts.
 
MickM86 said:
I tracked the bird down on Facebook. Wow you should see her photos. She's a little on the busty side but she has one of those dirty looking faces. Yes!
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Hang on, dirty face, hanging round a bus stop? Is this a homeless woman Mick?
 

MickM86 said:
My bird is good looking enough to be with a footballer. She was only with me because everybody told her I was the next big thing to break into crap. It hasn't happened yet and now she's starting to wonder about a normal life. I keep telling her not to give up on my success
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Fixed for you there mate.
 
Foot Long Hot Dog said:
Was she wearing school uniform Mick?

As that sounds like the kind of pulling technique that would be employed by a social inadequate 14 year old lad.....

Your bird's going to impaled on Romelu's chopper before the weekend at this rate.
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She was waiting for the bus to town. I didn't think my mate was gonna do what he done! He told me life is too short to hang around.
 
Bungle said:
If I'm honest Mick I don't think one single person gave a toss.
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Ha ha brilliant!!!

MickM86 said:
My bird is good looking enough to be with a footballer. She was only with me because everybody told her I was the next big thing to break into rap. It hasn't happened yet and now she's starting to wonder about a normal life. I keep telling her not to give up on my success
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You are 100% a WUM
 

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