What is it with women?

[MickM86]

Mick....I'm starting to worry about you. You like small girls because you can throw them about and now I discover you aren't fussed on breasts.

I say busty, I mean chubby. She's not my usual type but I'm not gonna discriminate. She could be a minx for all I know

 

[EFC David]

Yea do you want the one with me on it with her? Or one of her solo ones?

The one where she's on a sun lounger, hence the name. You'd be daft to give her up.

 

[MickM86]

Hang on, dirty face, hanging round a bus stop? Is this a homeless woman Mick?

Bungle, you should've seen the way she was chewing her chewy. Very slow and smiling at her friend, it was like porn.

 

[bluemangroup]

Yea do you want the one with me on it with her? Or one of her solo ones?

Whichever one she has less clothes on please.

 

[orly]

Mick can you please post a picture of sunlounger bird? she was a little cracker!

THE PICS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THE PICS

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I've never cheated myself

Plenty of time I suppose

I'd just feel too bad about it really, even if my missus was being a ginat pain at the time

 

[steken1]

Most tedious multi ever!

 

[Brownie86]

Is this her Mick?

 

[Deloodid]

Most tedious multi ever!

look back at his threads, he just does it to to wind people up. his next ban should be a life time,

 

[FTY]

I'm trying too hard. What I've noticed with girls is that they don't let on they like you, they hide it. It's then up to you to make that move. If I went to any other city apart from this one I reckon I would have my pick of the girls but its a lot harder here. Since my ex left me a couple of years ago it probably shows all over me.

Here's the type I want:

Hair colour: Brown
Eyes: no preference
Weight: 8 stone
Height: 5 foot 0
Shoe size: 4
Star sign: Scorpio

That is my ex's credentials. If I can repeat that I would thank god for giving me a second chance

IS EVERYONE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT HE'S DESCRIBED YOUR AVERAGE 12 YEAR OLD?!

 

[Arteta2391]

Is this her Mick?

MOAR

 

[MickM86]

 

[MickM86]

look back at his threads, he just does it to to wind people up. his next ban should be a life time,

I thought we were sound?

 

[roydo]

IS EVERYONE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT HE'S DESCRIBED YOUR AVERAGE 12 YEAR OLD?!

Actually, he has rather scarily pretty much described Mrs R. But Mrs R does have eyes.

*locks doors & windows pronto*

 

[MickM86]

Actually, he has rather scarily pretty much described Mrs R. But Mrs R does have eyes.

*locks doors & windows pronto*

Can we please see a pic of your bird?
I don't mind if she has clothes on.