What is the worst thing you have ever said to a partner?

[monty]

It is a self explanitory title so lets kick the thread off with my one

First wife, not the most passionate person in the world, hence title ex, claimed that she had never said no to me in bed to which I retorted, much to my eternal shame, 'nor would an inflatible doll'. We divorced not long after that surprisingly.

In fairness she always referred to me as fried egg arse, for obvious reasons only it was never an endearment

Come on lets have your tales

 

[GrandOldTeam]

"Do you want to come to an Everton match...."

Never, ever, ever again.

 

[Dylan]

Explain Danny.

 

[Nebbiolo]

I told an ex-partner that she had the hairiest fanny that I had ever seen. She wasn't amused. Although I did actually mean it as a compliment. I was only about 20 at the time. It was a nice one too. Shame she wasn't particularly good at using at.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Explain Danny.

Front row in the family enclosure. (If that wasn't bad enough...) We score, I go bezzerk, turn around and there she is, "alright, alright, calm down and stop swearing"

Afterwards, she defended herself saying it was because everyone else was just clapping a bit and there was 'little ones' about.

 

[monty]

I told an ex-partner that she had the hairiest fanny that I had ever seen. She wasn't amused. Although I did actually mean it as a compliment. I was only about 20 at the time. It was a nice one too. Shame she wasn't particularly good at using at.

Nowt like a good old hairy mott

 

[spiced nuts]

"Alright Dave?"

She wasn't impressed. Serves her right for get a masculine looking hairdo.

 

[Vim Fuego]

"shall we get married ? "

Still the biggest mistake of my entire life to date.

 

[teppic]

"shall we get married ? "

Still the biggest mistake of my entire life to date.

oh mercy! (wipes tear from eye).

 

[Vim Fuego]

Even the wedding reception was [Poor language removed]

 

[TX Bill]

I was in the car with the wife one day and was talking about something in the past before we were married.

I casually said, "Those were the good 'ole days."

My wife slugged me and said, "NOW are the good ole days."

 

[CanadaToffee]

Not sure, but the worst thing my wife ever said to me:

"That red shirt will look nice on you."

 

[monty]

Not sure, but the worst thing my wife ever said to me:

"That red shirt will look nice on you."

Divorce her and make sure you get junior

 

[bly]

i'd only be seeing a girl a few weeks, when it was her time to become totally irrational and angry.

for some reason i asked if i cold throw it up her ****, you know what i mean - and got a slap for my troubles.

Apparently, you should pick the time to ask that question a little better than the first available opportunity.

She lives with me now, so she got her own back.

 

[Bluelass]

I always faked it.