What is the worst thing you have ever said to a partner?

[DENNIS STEVENS]

the 2nd time wifey got pregnant my response was along the lines of "ffs, wasn't the 1st time bad enough!"*
but the 1st time probably tops that as my "so what do you want to do about it?" may not have given her the sense of unbridled joy on my part that she was looking for.
*incidentally, i was wrong - the 1st time it was a girl, the 2nd time it was twin boys!

 

[tezzathelezza]

"you remind me of your mum, always naggin" That never wnet down to well I must admit!!

 

[Vim Fuego]

" Would you like to leave a few of your bits here "

Christ, i love living alone.

 

[tezzathelezza]

I asked the ex once "if i could have the hounor of shaving her bits" She um'd and ar'd but gave in. Wish i'd never asked her. Cos she was ginger (i know lads, A GINGER!!) it ended up lookin like a fish finger!
Could not stop laughin at it, and I payed the penalty of waiting till it grew back and blended in before i got a jump. Women, tut!!!

 

[TX Bill]

Oh man...that's too much information there Tezza....

 

[DENNIS STEVENS]

I asked the ex once "if i could have the hounor of shaving her bits" She um'd and ar'd but gave in. Wish i'd never asked her. Cos she was ginger (i know lads, A GINGER!!) it ended up lookin like a fish finger!
Could not stop laughin at it, and I payed the penalty of waiting till it grew back and blended in before i got a jump. Women, tut!!!

pics or it didn't happen!

 

[ToffeeDan]

Jeez lads,

I know I've said a few stupid things in my time - and can be the most insensitive idiot at times - but some of these really take the biscuit.

TD

 

[monty]

I asked the ex once "if i could have the hounor of shaving her bits" She um'd and ar'd but gave in. Wish i'd never asked her. Cos she was ginger (i know lads, A GINGER!!) it ended up lookin like a fish finger!
Could not stop laughin at it, and I payed the penalty of waiting till it grew back and blended in before i got a jump. Women, tut!!!

I will live with that mental picture for ever

 

[evertonianstu]

Cant think of anything really bad. I did say something daft to her when i admitted that yes indeed, i do find going the football a better way to spend the weekend than going shopping with her. Of course, that is true and probably the case for many fella's.......i learnt that admitting it and saying it out load isnt very clever!

 

[CanadaToffee]

Cant think of anything really bad. I did say something daft to her when i admitted that yes indeed, i do find going the football a better way to spend the weekend than going shopping with her. Of course, that is true and probably the case for many fella's.......i learnt that admitting it and saying it out load isnt very clever!

Actually its the best thing to do, A long time ago I explained to her that going shopping is the same for me as watching football is to her, and suggested that if I didn't pressure her to watch footie with me, perhaps she could forgive me the shopping experience...




..almost worked too.

 

[coyney]

The night my daughter was born Ihad a semi finalsnooker match,so when she was born I said "great I will be able to play tonight after all cos its only 7.30 and the match dosent start till 8pm"cue stony silence from wife and my dear mother in law.

 

[tezzathelezza]

pics or it didn't happen!

Wish i had pics lad. All in memory bank tho for them lonley days ahead!

 

[fozzy]

well i dont know if it on the same lines but..........

when the mrs was in labour with my fist born!! we were in hospital cuz it was getting bad!! you know loads of shouting and panting and squeezing hands all that stuff was going on!


then her waters broke!!!




so my first reaction was...... well there you go love thats gotta feel much better!!!!!!(thinking ballons and all that)

but yeah it didnt go down to well!!



so now im getting my own back!!!!!!!

my mrs lent out of my mums window in brighton(smoking) and said theres a ferry going into newhaven!!!!!!!!!!









i had to tell her it was the fog horn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[monty]

The night my daughter was born Ihad a semi finalsnooker match,so when she was born I said "great I will be able to play tonight after all cos its only 7.30 and the match dosent start till 8pm"cue stony silence from wife and my dear mother in law.

how long before she spoke Roy

 

[monty]

well i dont know if it on the same lines but..........

when the mrs was in labour with my fist born!! we were in hospital cuz it was getting bad!! you know loads of shouting and panting and squeezing hands all that stuff was going on!


then her waters broke!!!




so my first reaction was...... well there you go love thats gotta feel much better!!!!!!(thinking ballons and all that)

but yeah it didnt go down to well!!



so now im getting my own back!!!!!!!

my mrs lent out of my mums window in brighton(smoking) and said theres a ferry going into newhaven!!!!!!!!!!









i had to tell her it was the fog horn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tact and diplomacy as always Foz