What is the worst thing you have ever said to a partner?

[Sharpys top lip]

Called the ex by her sisters name, when getting down an dirty.

Fukk it still makes me cringe now. Dont know why i done it, it just happend.

 

[monty]

Called the ex by her sisters name, when getting down an dirty.

Fukk it still makes me cringe now. Dont know why i done it, it just happend.

I've done similar with an old girlfriend Mr Lip, shouted her best mates name at the moment, it ended up the last moment. Never got to please her mate either, life can be [Poor language removed] sometimes

 

[Sharpys top lip]

I've done similar with an old girlfriend Mr Lip, shouted her best mates name at the moment, it ended up the last moment. Never got to please her mate either, life can be [Poor language removed] sometimes

What a nighmere hey monts. I like to think it was because i was pist. But really, i must have been thinking ov her at the time..

 

[monty]

What a nighmere hey monts. I like to think it was because i was pist. But really, i must have been thinking ov her at the time..

same with me and she knew it

 

[Piijt]

Wife in labour, tells me quietly that she thinks she needs a poo. I smartly replied, "Well you've already chucked up and pissed yourself, you might as well put the top hat on it and [Poor language removed] yourself"
I realised immediately that I'd said the wrong thing, the midwifes face was a picture, I'm happily divorced now.

 

[fozzy]

Called the ex by her sisters name, when getting down an dirty.

Fukk it still makes me cringe now. Dont know why i done it, it just happend.

oh oh its just reminded me!! it was a while ago when i was 19!

was seeing this girl for about 2/3 weeks and just got home from work when the ex phoned! and wanted to get sort some stuff out!!(her name was michelle)

sorted that out and then i phoned the girlfriend!

her mum ansrewed and i asked "is michelle there please" to which her mum said " no but kelly is" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after that i never saw her again!!!!!!!!

 

[tezzathelezza]

I've done similar with an old girlfriend Mr Lip, shouted her best mates name at the moment, it ended up the last moment. Never got to please her mate either, life can be [Poor language removed] sometimes

Got to admit it lads, but, when i was 16ish i told the lads that when me bird comes round (whist baby sittin!!),that i'll shout one of there names at the vinager stroke. They all got on my shelter and waited......
"ALLEN!!!", cue hysterics outside me window and the noise of a well aimed slap! still funny now!

 

[monty]

Got to admit it lads, but, when i was 16ish i told the lads that when me bird comes round (whist baby sittin!!),that i'll shout one of there names at the vinager stroke. They all got on my shelter and waited......
"ALLEN!!!", cue hysterics outside me window and the noise of a well aimed slap! still funny now!