when we’ve gone down

[lancs blue]

Post loads of here to try and get at least 10 very angry buddies bummed

Flipin eck mate hold on

 

[matty1878]

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN @matty1878 YOU WUSS

GOOD

 

[Mademan]

It’s the week from hell but deep deep deep deep down, you know it’s gonna fine and the only pain will be the bank holiday Monday hangover plus the effects of too much beer garden sun. Too big to go down

 

[matty1878]

Post loads of here to try and get at least 10 very angry buddies banned.

ha ha angry buddies

i will be a suicidal one sunday night

 

[matty1878]

It’s the week from hell but deep deep deep deep down, you know it’s gonna fine and the only pain will be the bank holiday Monday hangover plus the effects of too much beer garden sun. Too big to go down

this is utter cow pat. NO TEAM is to big to go down

 

[Mademan]

this is utter cow pat. NO TEAM is to big to go down

Nothing to worry about, we’ll get an 89th minute winner and the injury time suspense will be ruined!

 

[Jamiednm]

I’ll be really annoyed if we’re relegated because I plan to do some work on Sunday night and I don’t want to be in the wrong frame of mind for it.

 

[JLW]

If we should go down, then

I will probably stay away from here for a few days to let the hysteria die away.

Then I will start, for the first time, to look seriously at each club in the championship.

After that I think we will have a busy summer with both incomings and outgoings during the summer.

By July, I will be looking forward to the new season and will have a passing interest in the Premiership.

Other than that I expect life will be normal.

The hysteria will remain until we get dry bummed by Preston on the first game of next season then someone will start another relegation thread.

 

[TGW89]

what will you do?
(a) jump of a bridge/ a cliff/ nearest thing with height
(b) turn into an alchy
(c) ask to be punted to space
(d) cry into your blanket with teddy
(e) what’s football?

i am torn between a and d

Already done everything but A pretty much. I think A would really upset my folks.

Plus I don't want to be the British version of this guy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...nited-lose-Newcastle-United-Old-Trafford.html

I will never love another club like EFC. Never.

But if supporting this rabble affects my morale to such an extent that I can't sleep, socialise or think positively in any respect, then questions need asking about what exactly it is I will be grieving for come 6.30 pm on Sun.

Put it this way, I'm not jumping off beachy head because a few rich men got slightly poorer.

 

[hktoffee]

I wil cry.

 

[TGW89]

I have got a Toblerone Cheesecake ready to slice up on Sunday night to celebrate us staying in the premier league.

Don't drive to BMD and climb the Bill Kenwright MSP stand in your bare feet after buying the rights to K9 the robot dog.

 

[Axlswhk]

Too many things to accomplish in life. The last thing I want is to allow a bunch of half arse millionaires not doing their job properly affect my mental health.

They will be off to lavish holiday at some exotic place while hard working blues who paid good money sit home and wept.

 

[chicoazul]

ha ha angry buddies

i will be a suicidal one sunday night

Imagine though Matto if the very worst thing happens then what then can you be scared of after? Consider Everton’s relegation a transcendent moment for you man. We should all welcome relegation.

 

[BrendanGOT]

what will you do?

(a) jump of a bridge/ a cliff/ nearest thing with height

(b) turn into an alchy

(c) ask to be punted to space

(d) cry into your blanket with teddy

(e) what’s football?

i am torn between a and d

Ever hear of the law of attraction mate? I'm guessing you think being negative will maybe make the opposite happen cuz I can't see why else you'd make this thread considering it's in our hands to mess up but law of attraction mate. Put out into the universe what you wish to happen be it positive or negative. Careful what you wish for and all that...

 

[Moomin]

Imagine though Matto if the very worst thing happens then what then can you be scared of after? Consider Everton’s relegation a transcendent moment for you man. We should all welcome relegation.

It will make us stronger.