Let's all pour a drink out for the lycra-clad self-appointed highway police, who bravely obstruct traffic everywhere they can by positioning their bicycles in the middle of the road whilst hypocritically demanding all other road users to consider their safety: how cruelly have these moral crusaders been treated by their omission from this poll? Surely their helmet-mounted camera vigilante delusions deserve more!
*forgot to add that to my list, but I'm only a part time road anarchist, not yet enlisted