mikel madar- im quite big, i play centre forward and im a bit rubbish.
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Definatly Nuno Valente. Im a ponce.
Probably Li Tie.
cuz I'm asian and cack at football.
Definatly Jags.
Forget all your fancy tricks and rubbish like that, i do my job and i do it well.
That ball is not going in the back of our net and i'll stop anyone who thinks it will.
I just get on with it, i don't look for the glory i'm an unsung hero while others get all the plaudits.
Don't look quite as sexy with a 'tache though.