Who’s the better striker?

[Barnfred 55]

Nobody would notice once you pull your shirt over your face to hide your embarrassment after missing a 6 yard tap in.

Think I'd notice Tommy.

 

[AdamEFC]

I’ve got to say it’s impressive how he manages to make the space for himself to win a header and still doesn’t manage to win the header.

Useless lump, get rid

Don't get me started on Rondon

 

[Barnfred 55]

Where's me ma option?

 

[degsy]

Never has a tweet summed it up so well

A bit harsh on DAs tbh.

 

[Yarrgh]

Nobody would notice once you pull your shirt over your face to hide your embarrassment after missing a 6 yard tap in.

I hope you weren't comparing her to Ashley Williams. To be fair he was responsible for more goals in Everton games than Rondon though, even if it was the wrong net.

 

[Yarrgh]

I’m 42 next week, haven’t played football at any level for the last 5 years, and am currently eating a big chunk of cheese whilst laid up on my sofa wearing a lumbar support having done my back in yesterday moving some patio slabs, which means I literally can’t walk 5 yards without looking like I’ve just necked 17 cans of Stella.

Yet I still think I’d be a better option up top than Rondon right now.

What you doing 3pm next Saturday? If I were you, I'd clean up my old boots and order a kit online because you're the best option I've seen mentioned so far.