Who’s the better striker?

[ilikecheese]

Still completely baffled to this day how he manages this.
Mind. Boggled.

I have watched it at least 100 times over the years and it's still funny and mesmerizing.

 

[billyblue80]

Maybe a bit too late, but i think its time we give our youth a bit more time , like Simms for instance . With Dom due back , Rondon will drop to the bench, we won't give them playing time unless Dom or Rondon gets injured . But then it begs the question again , why haven't we given them a chance ? Just my opinion

Agree at least they can run

 

[billyblue80]

It's as if benitez is saying to moshiri, 'yes, I know he's slow, immobile, a bit pudgy, but trust me, he's south american, there's a player in there somewhere'. Similar to what steve bruce says when defending his purchase of joelinton.

We bought this guy in, and he's deadwood straight away same with Delph. This club man

 

[wainy]

Me da is doing shuttles down goodison road getting in shape for Watford.

 

[lancs blue]

Surely the under fives striker was available.

Kean has scored for juve.... Oh well

 

[Kurt.]

Mind's been dead since 1981. I'll still pick him.

Deadly in the box

 

[Rich1878]

Agree at least they can run

Thats a very valid point to be honest

 

[Zatara]

He literally did nothing of benefit...again.

Doesnt run, jump or anything.

Not sure what makes him a footballer

 

[ForeverBlue92]

I still think he'll score more this season than King, Sandro & Kean managed which isn't a disaster for a free transfer.

 

[Sharpattack]

Who are the three arseholes who voted for Rondon?

 

[Martin Alvito]

Not sure what makes him a footballer

The fact that he conned someone else into paying him for more than a game. It doesn't really count if you're Ali Dia, but if you have a current contract then you can call yourself a footballer irrespective of whether you have qualities justifying the title.

Most walks of life are like that, really. There are incompetent teachers, crooked pastors and quack doctors, so it would seem to follow that there are washed-up footballers in the top flight that can't find a ball with a map.

What's galling is that we seem to collect them.

 

[CairnsToffee]

Who are the three arseholes who voted for Rondon?

His Mum, Dad and Nan....... bit harsh to call them though?

 

[Zatara]

I still think he'll score more this season than King, Sandro & Kean managed which isn't a disaster for a free transfer.

Wages, bonuses, signing fee, agent fee

= Not 'free'.

There has to be value in every player signed by the club.

We'd be better off playing Gordon or Dobbin just to stretch the defence and pull defenders around.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I dunno. What happened to the reserve team striker getting his chance when the star man gets injured? Some great players started that way.

 

[anton66]

He literally did nothing of benefit...again.

Doesnt run, jump or anything.

Not sure what makes him a footballer

Just his wages nothing else.