With the Stoke result all but sealed now, I feel as though one more loss is going to push me into the "Martinez Out" brigade and I can't see many other people left supporting him. Maybe davek.
Is Ed the duck free? What about Gordon the Gopher? Zig and Zag? Those last two might have us playing a lot less square.
Everton under Martinez are a lot like skag, to us supporters we know its all bad aids but we just keep being drawn back in. Time to kick the habit, the brown shoes have to go. Phenomenal off you weight loss inducing boner.