Ian
Player Valuation: £1m
I mean 1.17 points per match is not the holy grail but it's way better than we've been getting. It's (just) above relegation standard. He may not be the Messiah, but he's not a very naughty boy.Maybe it is because of his amazing to die for PL record at Southampton. I mean wtf are you doing Everton ffs. How could this fella ever be a way forward for us.
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Two Monty Python references in one post. I'll see if I can squeeze another in...
1.17 ppm? You were lucky! When I were a lad, we had 0.2 points per season, walked 3 hours to the ground, had a fat Spanish waiter in charge and had to pay the club for the privilege of watching our team being shafted with a barge pole every week.