Who would of batter

[cronullasharks]

If it was in the shed I think I would drown in a pool of my own jizz

Do you like how he deliberately had his left index finger out of shot so as not to make you feel left out?

 

[cronullasharks]

Mate, the GOT fighting tournament follows Oreo Cup rules, there'd still be 20 rounds to go.

And the sunday wives would still all be nagging us. Bints.

 

[perth_blue]

Foreverblue

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Haddock not Cod,definitely not a Mars bar.

 

[chrismpw]

Great thread title. Who needs language.

Don't do Stella kids.

 

[Jebus_lives]

 

[Rob17896]

I reckon if it was a GOT fighting tournament I’d easily make the semis. Average age of poster is about 70 anyways. I’d break all your ribs

Watch it mate ..only 62

 

[The binman chronicles]

but, whats taken the pic...

Fridgeception.

 

[Cecil]

Saturday night thread potential here.

I have evidence of @MaupsGoat championing the fat Iberian tit.

 

[Bungle]

Naga Munchetty

 

[COYBL25]

John Bishop and I wouldn’t stop, until he was just a pile of mush and teeth.

 

[COYBL25]

Foreverblue

Which one ?

The one who looks like a thumb in a tracksuit or the one who’s banned from going near schools ?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Genuinely think I would batter Dwayne Johnson in a scrap. He thinks he’s hard being in all these B rated films. I’ve thought about this under the influence of a few Stella’s and came to the conclusion of;

I’d be to quick and nimble for him. Jab his little head off. If he managed to grip hold of me I would give him a wet Willy or have to much Vaseline I’d wiggle three. Fanny.

Who would you batter and give reasons why?

You if you're always this pissed John.

 

[Kurt.]

Piers Morgan … the massive organ

 

[Barnfred 55]

John Bishop and I wouldn’t stop, until he was just a pile of mush and teeth.

That should take all of 10 seconds.