Who would of batter

[PhilM]

John Bishop and I wouldn’t stop, until he was just a pile of mush and teeth.

He has a grid who you wouldn't tire of punching. "When did you stop punching him?"

"When he stopped moving, Your Honour. Give or take one or twenty blows"

 

[tommye]

John Bishop and I wouldn’t stop, until he was just a pile of mush and teeth.

Isn't the prick basically just this anyway?

 

[Barnfred 55]

Naga Munchetty

Why would you want to beat up a curry?

 

[Rita_Poon]

John Bishop and I wouldn’t stop, until he was just a pile of mush and teeth.

dinner and dancing, some nice slow music, candles, wine, sounds divine you old honey dripper you...

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Have Cod and Haddock been sorted out yet?

 

[Martin Alvito]

He has a grid who you wouldn't tire of punching. "When did you stop punching him?"

"When he stopped moving, Your Honour. Give or take one or twenty blows"

"How many times did he fall out the window?"

"I don't know. I lost count."

 

[McBain]

I would batter Nigella’s crumpets

 

[McBain]

*butter

 

[anton66]

Lads, 8 pages?
Yer mar’s back doors.

 

[McBain]

Lads, 8 pages?
Yer mar’s back doors.

Batter you back to 1966 Granpa

 

[perth_blue]

Which one ?

The one who looks like a thumb in a tracksuit or the one who’s banned from going near schools ?

Haha, they're probably one and the same.

 

[carlos21]

Have Cod and Haddock been sorted out yet?

Hi mate hope you are well.

 

[peteblue]

Pete is vile.
I have added him to the Damo/Holiday ignore list. Where he shall forever remain.

Harsh…

 

[carlos21]

Batter you back to 1966 Granpa

Yo mcbainzzzzz.

 

[LostLegend]

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Some hair on that arm. Was it a full moon?