Theoneandonly
Player Valuation: £10m
I'm almost confident the next manager will be proven in the prem (and proven to be a bit crap, because we can't afford a good one). "Safe hands" etc. Moshiri and co have no balls or imagination to look elsewhere.
Top of betting are
Hjulmand - no Premier league exprience.
Nuno - recently sacked, deemed not good enough in the summer.
Rooney - barely any experience managing at all.
Big Dunc - puts cones out.
Lampard - shown up at Chelsea. Failed a multiple interviews this summer and Newcastle.