Lobster Johnson
Player Valuation: £35m
Has anybody had a panicked "All gone quiet" post yet?
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Only feller on these fanzones I don't mind. Talks sense football in general
“Farage… long ball to Tommy Robinson… oh my what a wonderful goal!!!!”Can Nigel Farage play left back?
Where's Frank?
I think we probably have had more than one of the latter already.I really hope we hire a Liberal Democrat. Further down the road an SNP voter and a Monster Raving Looney Party man should also be given the chance.
Surely he’d play on the right wing?Can Nigel Farage play left back?
He would refuse to play in Europe though.Surely he’d play on the right wing?
All the way out there. Hugging the touchline!
This is worth a watch, Chelsea fan singing Franks praises
That would suit us thenHe would refuse to play in Europe though.
Dry your pants mate, it’s a done deal, just sorting out the legal terms, could even be announced later for all we knowThe arsing around over this appointment really encapsulates the joke that this club has become. He’s either got the job or he hasn’t. Having to wait a further 24 hours with the transfer window closing sums it all up.
... waiting for Lampo!!Vladimir and Estragon, Everton's senior recruitment team, are currently waiting under a leafless tree outside Goodison Park. Their man will arrive very soon I'm told.
Exactly, have we or have we not a new manager.The arsing around over this appointment really encapsulates the joke that this club has become. He’s either got the job or he hasn’t. Having to wait a further 24 hours with the transfer window closing sums it all up.