Who's next after Benitez - Poll reset 25th Jan

Who's next from this list ?


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If Moyes lost two games in a row some on here would want him out. They won’t accept anyone other than some mythical young ‘progressive’ (whatever that means) manager who they believe has some philosophy which gets around the limitations of this squad that has seen five managers fail to resolve.

Everton fan logic:

Ex Everton managers - no thanks unless they win almost every game

Older managers e.g Benitez Mourinho Van Gaal Ancelotti etc. - past it dinosaurs

Older British managers e.g Allardyce Hodgson Dyche etc. - the worst of the lot

Any ex players who have been connected to the club in a coaching role are also a no - e.g Ferguson Unsworth


So that leaves:
Young foreign manager - don’t know anything about them but looks good in the media

Young English manager - but not anyone we haven’t heard of before please because inexperienced foreign managers are fine but no one from the championship or league one in England please because it’s not as good a look for the media

Ex Everton players - as long as they haven’t been connected to Everton already no matter how badly they’ve failed elsewhere

Ex players from anywhere else - no matter how badly they’ve failed are automatically better than any of the categories in the first list.


What could go wrong
I don't know the answers mate.
Just be careful what you or we wish for.
 

If Moyes lost two games in a row some on here would want him out. They won’t accept anyone other than some mythical young ‘progressive’ (whatever that means) manager who they believe has some philosophy which gets around the limitations of this squad that has seen five managers fail to resolve.

Everton fan logic:

Ex Everton managers - no thanks unless they win almost every game

Older managers e.g Benitez Mourinho Van Gaal Ancelotti etc. - past it dinosaurs

Older British managers e.g Allardyce Hodgson Dyche etc. - the worst of the lot

Any ex players who have been connected to the club in a coaching role are also a no - e.g Ferguson Unsworth


So that leaves:
Young foreign manager - don’t know anything about them but looks good in the media

Young English manager - but not anyone we haven’t heard of before please because inexperienced foreign managers are fine but no one from the championship or league one in England please because it’s not as good a look for the media

Ex Everton players - as long as they haven’t been connected to Everton already no matter how badly they’ve failed elsewhere

Ex players from anywhere else - no matter how badly they’ve failed are automatically better than any of the categories in the first list.


What could go wrong
taking straw polls on here, that way madness leads. The match going evertonians will be fully behind team and manager for the game against Leicester.
 

taking straw polls on here, that way madness leads. The match going evertonians will be fully behind team and manager for the game against Leicester.
I think so too, just hope that Chelsea don’t score a couple early as it will then get a bit toxic.
Hopefully we can grab a point or three
 
We need to shift the fat Spanish joke before we talk about who’s next.

If he hangs around to much we will be talking about who takes over when we’re in the championship
 

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