Why are Europeans so relaxed about nudity?

[wainy]

I draw the line at people showing their arse hole

 

[chrismpw]

What about his scrotum mate?

The wonderful thing about icy water, beyond a certain age, is how it contracts the scrotum such that, for a short while at least, one's man's vegetables aren't swinging about closer to one's knees than where they were in youth. For a while at least, it reminds you of your youthful days where undercracker elastic were neither overly strained nor posed a jeopardy towards testicular strangulation if improperly adjusted.

I may have said too much on this matter.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

But then children often get to see titties more often than husbands! Besides - it is only something taboo and alluring because we teach them that by hiding things away and calling them private. Its social conditioning, not instinct. If you grew up seeing topless women casually in some places like in europe I'm pretty sure it would be no more sexualised than seeing somebody's head.

I remember showing a visitor around our school years back and he became hot under the collar at the very (very) short skirts some of the girls had taken to wearing. When he commented - along the lines of how do you concentrate on your job - my response was genuinely that I didn't notice. Its just what you're used to. About the only person who ever did notice and make a fuss was a rather elderly overweight deputy head mistress who we all thought was trying to desperately hang on to her own looks and didn't like the competition! lol

Kinell mate who was you showing around Jimmy Saville? lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

The wonderful thing about icy water, beyond a certain age, is how it contracts the scrotum such that, for a short while at least, one's man's vegetables aren't swinging about closer to one's knees than where they were in youth. For a while at least, it reminds you of your youthful days where undercracker elastic were neither overly strained nor posed a jeopardy towards testicular strangulation if improperly adjusted.

I may have said too much on this matter.

We really need to start a thread on this Chris

 

[chrismpw]

We really need to start a thread on this Chris

It would be educational.

I mean, I grew up and knew of the southerly progression of ladies fun bumps with age - all these things are quite evident to the surveying eyes of a hormonally charged teen male. However, nobody ever taught me or warned me that the danger to men as they grow old, that is hidden behind a baggy set of chinos, that one's own procreation tackle might eventually become a trip hazard. This could be a source of concern and worry for those ignorant of the consequences of age-related collagen degeneration in human connective tissue.

 

[Ollie d]

A genuine question here, but what is censored more in the U.S., sex or violence? Would Arnie be shown killing hundreds in a film on cable, yet a gnarly old bellend be pixilated out?

 

[Leylo]

A genuine question here, but what is censored more in the U.S., sex or violence? Would Arnie be shown killing hundreds in a film on cable, yet a gnarly old bellend be pixilated out?

Depending on size of weapon

 

[Ollie d]

Depending on size of weapon

A good, meaty weapon the Lord would be proud of!

 

[chicoazul]

A genuine question here, but what is censored more in the U.S., sex or violence? Would Arnie be shown killing hundreds in a film on cable, yet a gnarly old bellend be pixilated out?

Sex is censored way more than violence in the US.

 

[Ollie d]

Sex is censored way more than violence in the US.

That may explain why @emir will turn his gaze away from a bare nipple but fap furiously over mass shootings

 

[Leylo]

Sex is censored way more than violence in the US.

Everyone has a pistol in the US, even the women...ah that's why, get me coat

 

[Oddball]

why are Europeans so relaxed about nudity? seems like a question the shoe-shine fella off Police Squad would get asked.

 

[KaiserEFC]

I love it when they’re naked but only when they’re sexy. Sometimes when they’re not sexy at all as well

 

[LinekersLegs]

It would be educational.

I mean, I grew up and knew of the southerly progression of ladies fun bumps with age - all these things are quite evident to the surveying eyes of a hormonally charged teen male. However, nobody ever taught me or warned me that the danger to men as they grow old, that is hidden behind a baggy set of chinos, that one's own procreation tackle might eventually become a trip hazard. This could be a source of concern and worry for those ignorant of the consequences of age-related collagen degeneration in human connective tissue.

Whereas as a teen my parents used to take me on holiday to Durdle Door, specifically the west end of the beach away from the Door itself which was generally quiet but pretty popular with nudists of both sexes.

The men in particular liked to go for a little stroll after lunch - can’t think of a better lesson to a teenage girl that might be wise to have an age appropriate relationship!

 

[gonetomorrow]

why are Europeans so relaxed about nudity? seems like a question the shoe-shine fella off Police Squad would get asked.

Ha ha! Looks nervously around and speaks in low tone: "It's like this. A thousand years ago....."