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Transfer Rumour Wilifred Zaha - January Transfer Thread

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I just don't see why Everton don't march up to the front desk of Palace FC and on a pallet (which has been transported via pump truck) all wrapped up nice and tight for them is Delph, Walcott, Sandro, Pennington, Besic & Tosuns right leg + 1.5m upfront with 2m in add ons based on how many CL's we win and say "that's yer lot now give uz Zaha now"

Everyone's happy, everyone's a winner.

Deals are only made complex because the people who are doing them are stupid. Do it my way like above and it'd be done in 10 minutes.
 
I just don't see why Everton don't march up to the front desk of Palace FC and on a pallet (which has been transported via pump truck) all wrapped up nice and tight for them is Delph, Walcott, Sandro, Pennington, Besic & Tosuns right leg + 1.5m upfront with 2m in add ons based on how many CL's we win and say "that's yer lot now give uz Zaha now"

Everyone's happy, everyone's a winner.

Deals are only made complex because the people who are doing them are stupid. Do it my way like above and it'd be done in 10 minutes.

That's an oven-ready deal if I ever I saw one
 

I just don't see why Everton don't march up to the front desk of Palace FC and on a pallet (which has been transported via pump truck) all wrapped up nice and tight for them is Delph, Walcott, Sandro, Pennington, Besic & Tosuns right leg + 1.5m upfront with 2m in add ons based on how many CL's we win and say "that's yer lot now give uz Zaha now"

Everyone's happy, everyone's a winner.

Deals are only made complex because the people who are doing them are stupid. Do it my way like above and it'd be done in 10 minutes.

...Isnt that what they call kidnapping Macc ? lol
 
I just don't see why Everton don't march up to the front desk of Palace FC and on a pallet (which has been transported via pump truck) all wrapped up nice and tight for them is Delph, Walcott, Sandro, Pennington, Besic & Tosuns right leg + 1.5m upfront with 2m in add ons based on how many CL's we win and say "that's yer lot now give uz Zaha now"

Everyone's happy, everyone's a winner.

Deals are only made complex because the people who are doing them are stupid. Do it my way like above and it'd be done in 10 minutes.
Or Don Carlo should just 'make them an offer they can't refuse'.....followed up by the head of Delph in Steve Parish's post box.....that should seal the deal!
 
Based on his sulky gob, perpetual victim of bad tackles, snooty superior manner, and I generally don't like him. I might hide behind the sofa for the next league game in case he gets 3.
I have never heard of Zaha causing any problems for anyone, by all accounts he's a really nice lad. You don't want him based on a personal opinion of something you perceive him to be. seems to be a lot of this at the moment.
 
We do need more than 11 players.

I get that....just pointing out that Zaha would want a guarantee of a starting place, and right now I think he'd sitting on our bench waiting for Richarlison, James or DCL to get injured...
Great problem for Ancelotti to have quality on the bench if he can get the player signed...
Would be easier for us to convince a younger player that his opportunities will come..
 

I get that....just pointing out that Zaha would want a guarantee of a starting place, and right now I think he'd sitting on our bench waiting for Richarlison, James or DCL to get injured...
Great problem for Ancelotti to have quality on the bench if he can get the player signed...
Would be easier for us to convince a younger player that his opportunities will come..
what i would say is James was at his most effective Saturday when he drifted centrally. I wouldn't be against moving him there and having a class RW. They all switch positions during the game anyway. Then you've Gomes as an option from the bench rather than Davies and immediately our options are stronger.
 
Would be a great addition, sling him on the left wing and either have Richie up front as a two or out on the right wing (and James in the middle). We've bound to get injuries so having an extra player of Zaha's quality can only be a good thing. Wishful thinking in all likelihood.
 

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