Worst Midlands football team

[magicjuan]

Lol.

One of my runs takes me around Allerton cemetery and there’s some of the tackiest gravestones you’ll ever see in there.

It would appear that some peoples aim in life, was to have the biggest, most tacky gravestone on the planet, resplendent with photos of the occupier doing wheelies on a stolen motocross bike, smoking a massive spliff, and adorned with verses from Biggie and Tupac and engravings of cannabis leaves lol

Is this Springwood? There's one there I remember, big kopite one, and I mean huge, all the YAWN guff etc. Bigger than a garden shed and for some reason I think it might have had a car on it
Ridiculous.

 

[magicjuan]

I’d like message on my grave to be ‘he was alright. Nowt to write home about mind’

That's close to...
'Nice man, never married'

 

[good times bad times]

Birmingham. Mostly because of their hooliganism back in the day.

Villa are OK because we can relate to them - rich history but have now fallen on hard times.

 

[COYBL25]

Is this Springwood? There's one there I remember, big kopite one, and I mean huge, all the YAWN guff etc. Bigger than a garden shed and for some reason I think it might have had a car on it
Ridiculous.

It is and I know the one you mean and there`s one`s that are well worse than that one too.

The gangsters ones are way the worst, twice as big as anything around it, covered in photos of them in boxing / martial arts poses ( take your pick) and some of them, even have things like machines guns engraved onto them in gold lol

Even in death, they still manage to be both tasteless and menacing, just like they were in real life.

If there`s a tree anywhere near the grave, it`s normally got that many lights on it, it causes problems for planes landing at the airport lol

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

As an ex-pat Northamptonian now living in the South West, I feel the need to point out that Northampton is famous for shoes, not lace.
Nottingham is lace.

Cobblers!

 

[BNJ1878]

The worst is Leicester. By far. A skidmark of a club supported by wannabe tory scruffs

Firmly in 2nd place is Birmingham. Why? The pathetic, smalltine move of retiring a 16 year olds shirt number when selling him to Dortmund.

 

[Blue 1]

What's the basis for the whole "Tory Leicester" thing? They've got a Labour mayor, 3/3 Labour MPs and Labour hold 52/54 Council seats.

 

[BNJ1878]

What's the basis for the whole "Tory Leicester" thing? They've got a Labour mayor, 3/3 Labour MPs and Labour hold 52/54 Council seats.

No idea.

Just suits them.

Tories

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

What's the basis for the whole "Tory Leicester" thing? They've got a Labour mayor, 3/3 Labour MPs and Labour hold 52/54 Council seats.

It might stem from Chicos previews.

 

[Yarrgh]

Cobblers!

Beat me to it. I'm so glad I read on before posting!

 

[Papa Shango]

I have a ton of respect for our football league founding bretheren. So West Brom, Villa, Wolves, Stoke, Notts County and Derby.

The rest of them can do one.

Actually I don't mind Walsall, they had a nice ground a few years back for the era.

 

[trueblue84]

Lol.

One of my runs takes me around Allerton cemetery and there’s some of the tackiest gravestones you’ll ever see in there.

It would appear that some peoples aim in life, was to have the biggest, most tacky gravestone on the planet, resplendent with photos of the occupier doing wheelies on a stolen motocross bike, smoking a massive spliff, and adorned with verses from Biggie and Tupac and engravings of cannabis leaves lol

STRAIGHT
OUTTA
GARSTON​

 

[JimmyJeffers]

No idea.

Just suits them.

Tories

Every opposition team is Tory. Disgusting state of affairs