Toothpick to a thermo-nuclear confrontation.
It'll have a twist: Chail as number two or Neville. Whoooo!
We're finished. It's the end.
The worrying thing is mate, and you mentioned it above, the club will sell the idea of Moyes with all the fanfare, and a lot of our fans will lap it up. I can honestly see things like 'he's coming home' rolled out if it happens.