2018/19 Yannick Bolasie

[Kantareller]

It's quite simple really.

If he was good enough to be playing in the Premier League he would be.

The fact that only Championship clubs wanted him, says that no Premier league clubs believed him to be good enough.

Simple as that,

Bet that reporter only loves him because of Fifa. The fact that no club wants to pay his full wages says it all too.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Not taking it personal, just think it's unneeded when Bolasie hasn't really done anything to warrant it

Leave Britney alone!

Don't worry flower, I only don't like yer boi Yannick as a footballer, nothing personal against him, just think he's a waste of space at Everton.

 

[GwladysBlue]

Leave Britney alone!

Don't worry flower, I only don't like yer boi Yannick as a footballer, nothing personal against him, just think he's a waste of space at Everton.

He’s proper annoying outside of being a footballer, too. All round knobhead who I can’t wait to be gone.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Leave Britney alone!

Don't worry flower, I only don't like yer boi Yannick as a footballer, nothing personal against him, just think he's a waste of space at Everton.

Congrats on only discovering that meme now and Paddy McGuinness and Peter Kay called and want their insult back. Oh and he isn't my boi, never wanted him in the first place but it's hardly his fault that a) Walsh got mugged into paying that much and b) he got that knee injury. There's been dozens of wage thieves that have stole a proper living from this club, Bolasie doesn't even come close to that level

 

[Zatara]

Cant say ive taken much interest in him beyond his uselessness on the pitch beyond whats been posted in this forum...

Joined the club and used weird slang words like 'fam' which @MarcelsGoat and others parodied...

Posted lots of weird videos online which were linked...weird as in pointless...

Some kind of DJ (?) or rap 'artist' in his spare time....which was also linked here and was, quite frankly ridiculous

Had a row with a computer game company online because of some special trick he did once which they then used in a computer game...typhoon or something

On the pitch when someone passes to him, one of three things will happen;

1 -- Lets the ball roll under his foot, stops it with the other...stands still then kicks it forward, kicks it forward again...head down blasts the ball in the general direction of the penalty area....looks very serious.

2 -- Lets the ball roll under his foot, stops it with the other...then tries to do a trick and it goes out of play....starts laughing and looking at everyone

3 -- Lets the ball roll under his foot, stops it with the other...does a trick...stops...then kicks the ball forward...kicks it forward again...head down notices an opposition pair of socks closing in on him....stops the ball and then tries a trick and it goes out of play....starts laughing and looking at everyone.

Its like watching a circus entertainer....Scott Parker won a competition for ball juggling or something and got a trial at Charlton based on that...but he wasn't that type of player...Bolasie is a player who just seems to be able to do a trick every once in a while then the media rave about him and he gets a move...

Cant actually believe Palace signed him...let alone that we spent a fortune on him...absolutely amazing.

For anyone with a son, just teach him to do a few ball tricks and grin a lot when they don't work and he will become a multi millionaire

FAM ????????????????

 

[Wayno]

Not to mention doesn’t look up for crosses, like consciously doesn’t look up. Premier league footballer and he just pegs it in and hopes something happens.

Bizzare.

 

[Goat]

He doesnt bother me, I dont tend to let bad players annoy me, they are just bad, thats that, I console myself that hes unlikely to ever play for us again and im ok with that.

 

[Nymzee]

Was really effective before his injury, not sure why that was ever questioned, not the same since which is fine, was a massive injury. Seems a decent bloke, wish him well.

 

[kenada_blue]

Not to mention doesn’t look up for crosses, like consciously doesn’t look up. Premier league footballer and he just pegs it in and hopes something happens.

Bizzare.

Yeah but him and Lukaku were on fire on the back of that.... apparently.

Then he got injured, we stuck Barkley out there and actually started playing football, and he wasn't really missed.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Congrats on only discovering that meme now and Paddy McGuinness and Peter Kay called and want their insult back. Oh and he isn't my boi, never wanted him in the first place but it's hardly his fault that a) Walsh got mugged into paying that much and b) he got that knee injury. There's been dozens of wage thieves that have stole a proper living from this club, Bolasie doesn't even come close to that level

Crying at this

 

[Big Fat Sam]

He’s proper annoying outside of being a footballer, too. All round knobhead who I can’t wait to be gone.

Don't tell @Megatron ffs hahaha

 

[Pab Laa]

Anyone know if we're inserting X amount options to buy into these loans?

 

[Goat]

Anyone know if we're inserting X amount options to buy into these loans?

No mate, we dont.

The only 1 ive seen so far is Bolaise, but that seems to be a rumour.

Oh and Mirallas had 1 as well I think?

 

[hktoffee]

Gone quiet this.

 

[hktoffee]

No mate, we dont.

The only 1 ive seen so far is Bolaise, but that seems to be a rumour.

Oh and Mirallas had 1 as well I think?

Mirallas and Tarashaj.