JelavicBrate2
Player Valuation: £8m
Better than a girlfriend that bolaise on FIFA the goals would Jesus cry.
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It's the modern lingo innit fam
Are not assists only counted if a goal is scored? Made up with this signing, a player who takes people on, has very good control and explosive pace. What's not to like about this signing, he can play left, right, behind the striker and up top. A top 4 of Deulofeu, Barkley, Bolasie and Lukaku will be a delight to watch.
Cork Evertonian
Player Valuation: £50m
I was doubtful about this.I felt we could have got a better player for better value but he's here now.If we can get Bolasie firing on all cylinders on a consistent basis then we will have a weapon on our hands.We have seen the damage first hand he can cause to teams with Crystal Palace at Goodison.We have Stekelenburg Williams and Gueye put in a very good shift on Saturday and it look's like there's more coming.The Mosh is coming up with the goods.
If trends hold you are gonna have to get ready to poo in your pants on the fees we'll likely see on the last couple of buys we do this window.
I still think we'll break the transfer record twice before it's all said and done. You can vault me if you want...I'm just speculating off of what I've seen thus far.
Zatara
Player Valuation: £100m
Means nothing to me...sounds daft
T'is the modern language of the folk, isn't it, friendly fellow?
But it does sound daft.
Ok so now that we've all slept on it, this is what I'm hoping for.
Let's give the lad a chance to impress.
coollino
Player Valuation: £80m
Yeah, everyone should speak exactly the same regardless of their culture. Lets cleanse them all!
Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
I hve always liked Bolasie to be honest, sure he is inconsistent, but that type of player always is (unless you are you are called Messi). The price tag doesnt bother me, if they cost £50 or £50 million, i want the same thing from them. i want them to want to be here ( he seems genuinely excited to be at EFC). I want them to work as hard during a match as I would if i had the chance to Play for Everton ( all the Croydon lads i know reckon his workrate and attitude are secnd to none) and i want them to make me applaud them for their performances on the pitch. From what I have seen of this lad he will definitely get people clapping their hands and smiling, so welcome Yannick lad! Do us proud!
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