Yannick Bolasie

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I still remember his hat-trick vs Sunderland, he is a capable player as you say.

If we're judging players by hat tricks against Sunderland let's give Kone a new 5 year deal.

 

[R.Reddington]

I'm guessing the hundreds of hours he's been on TV demonstrating the level of shitness he is

LOL ok my friend, he's better than what we have and let's be honest nobody wants to come to us anyway so until we become Barcelona get used to it.

 

[nsno-chris]

Based on what evidence? He would be an improvement to our squad.

Based on the fact he's [Poor language removed]. Hes nowhere near as skilful as del, kev or lennon. His goal returns are absolute horrendous, he turns up for the sky cameras and hits the lids behind the goal more times than he hits the target.

Abysmal footballer

 

[Boss_Blue]

You guys are ridiculous. No Europe and we're not a big club anymore BUT you all say this is a potentially 'abysmal' signing. I'm in shock. Wake up. £22 million and he would be a great addition to our squad. He's done more for CP than any of our wingers have done for us.

Ello matey.

How's tricks?

 

[R.Reddington]

Based on the fact he's [Poor language removed]. Hes nowhere near as skilful as del, kev or lennon. His goal returns are absolute horrendous, he turns up for the sky cameras and hits the lids behind the goal more times than he hits the target.

Abysmal footballer

Abysmal poster.

 

[Toast]

He's the black figo. Get him in.

I'm sticking you on my blacklist Raymond

Wow

 

[B17BLG]

LOL ok my friend, he's better than what we have and let's be honest nobody wants to come to us anyway so until we become Barcelona get used to it.

Go and give your head a wobble. Reported

 

[Boss_Blue]

I'm sticking you on my blacklist Raymond

The clue is in the name.

 

[Woolly Blue]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/08/crystal-palace-everton-yannick-bolasie-reject-bid

not sure how I feel about this one, always seems to score against us

The Guardian's normally a half way decent source so I panicked for a minute, but then noticed it wasn't written by Andy Hunter so relaxed a bit.
Then I looked at Ed Aaron's recent articles and started to panic again.

 

[longers]

Based on what evidence?

132 games, 12 goals and an underwhelming amount of assists ?

 

[nsno-chris]

Abysmal poster.

Lol

No comeback then

Again, thanks for you concern x

 

[nsno-chris]

132 games, 12 goals and sod all assists ?

@R.Reddington

Abysmal footballer

 

[R.Reddington]

Go and give your head a wobble. Reported

Okay Grace mate.

 

[bflefc]

Jesus H Christ, this window just gets worse. Please don't let this rumour have any substance.

 

[IRO1977]

Someone correct his name ffs, it's playing havoc with my ocd