Yannick Bolasie

[Toast]

Sell Stones, buy Bolasie for 25 million and Martins Indi for 10-15, Stones money gone - couldn't make it up really

Christ.

This is on isn't it.

 

[caught]

Would love him here. Natural left winger, fast, explosive with the ball and a good crosser. Beat us to bits in 2014. Single-handedly dashed our champions league dreams.

Mate, his playing style is identical to watching a man on the verge of diarrhea running around Ikea in the wrong direction looking for a toilet.

 

[Brownie]

The fabled worldwide scouting network paying serious dividends here.

 

[bluestevon]

Christ.

This is on isn't it.

There is the statement mate really

sell the most talented cb we've had since ratters and buy a crap cb and a Palace reject

 

[TheSpaniard]

Like I'm not a kneejerker or saying that we should be going out and signing Robben tomorrow, but as soon as we start signing MOTD players like Bolasie we're on a dark road that heads the way of Newcastle. Thankfully it's not happened yet, but if the Guardian are reporting it, I think I'm alright to be a little bit worried

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Have Koeman and Walsh seriously sat down over a cuppa and a crepe and gone, 'you know who we should buy for big money out of all of the wingers in world football? Bolasie, that Palace winger who rarely scores or assists'.

'Ah yesh good call Shteve'.

I refuse to believe they have looked worldwide for wingers and deemed this lad the best value for money option available that will propel us to the next level.

 

[Goat]

The fabled worldwide scouting network paying serious dividends here.

Idiots Browns, its the only conclusion im reaching here.

 

[Jay_usa]

Why bolaise, there are so many other talented players I would rather have. Way to spend the money wisely..

 

[IRO1977]

The fabled worldwide scouting network paying serious dividends here.

The premier league as a whole seems light years behind the likes of spain and germany in particular when it comes to scouting gems from lesser known leagues. Very predictable signings most of the time it seems

 

[Toast]

There is the statement mate really

sell the most talented cb we've had since ratters and buy a crap cb and a Palace reject

We should just announce Crocky instead of the waterfront while we're at it.

Get it all done in one massive hit of fume.

 

[Hogwild]

C'mon guys, just imagine if he had proper service from the middle of the pitch.....

.....oh wait

seriously would think we could do better - especially for 20m+

 

[bluestevon]

Have Koeman and Walsh seriously sat down over a cuppa and a crepe and gone, 'you know who we should buy for big money out of all of the wingers in world football? Bolasie, that Palace winger who rarely scores or assists'.

'Ah yesh good call Shteve'.

I refuse to believe they have looked worldwide for wingers and deemed this lad the best value for money option available that will propel us to the next level.

I'm getting a seriously bad feeling about Lukaku after these latest links, we are chasing 'proven bottom half' premiership players, doesn't scream out ambition to rival the top4-6 really, but more to ensure we stay safe

 

[Somerset Blue]

Please no, in fact I refuse to believe this is a possibility! Simply not what we are expecting or should be messing about with, I really am beginning to worry a tad!

 

[bluestevon]

We should just announce Crocky instead of the waterfront while we're at it.

Get it all done in one massive hit of fume.

Throw in the official site doing a nice piece about Barry as well, doesn't sound like he's gonna be getting replaced this summer

 

[stretford blue]

No improvement on Lennon .maybe this new dawn is still some way off