Darth Toffeeman
Player Valuation: £40m
lol that reminds me of the time we signed yakubu and he scored the winner at Bolton away . I somehow got Moyes mobile number and called him up in the early hours after the game and asked him to make sure the yak didn't wear gloves when he played for us .
He put the phone down on me .
I came in here to read about how rubbish Bolaise is, saw this and I am now covered in molten hot tea that I just made as I laughed that much I lost control of my Thundercats mug ffs.