2018/19 Yerry Mina

[FTY]

Not to sound funny mate, but can hardly mistake the lad for Gueye he's about a foot and a half taller

I thought it was Davies

 

[deipnosophist]

There's room for more than one Gerry and the Pacemakers song in this city.

Yerry by the mersey
Cause this man's the one I love
Yerry by the mersey
I love him like he's my bruv
And here he'll stay.

Very good mate. I thought my Yerry Yuletide ditty was extraordinary, but you may have trumped me here!.
Kudos

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Mina"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Yerry Mina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Mina was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Yerry Mina

 

[COYBL25]

I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Mina"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Yerry Mina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Mina was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Yerry Mina

Inventive and dreadful all at the same time.

Have yourself a Yerry little Christmas will take some beating though.

 

[LostLegend]

I reckon he's the sort that you'd need to shoot to stop him from not giving up. .

Not the best thing you can say about a Colombian footballer...

 

[blue61]

Having received criticism in going for a local theme, I've decided to take it firmly on the chin and offer up a ditty with a latin twist. The obvious concern is that many on here struggle to master the queens English, but I'll give it a go.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Yerry Mina
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegría cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Yerry Mina
Hey Yerry Mina

 

[scratchnsurf]

Inventive and dreadful all at the same time.

Have yourself a Yerry little Christmas will take some beating though.

I started on something based around 'Have you seen her,' but decided it really wasn't worth the effort as there probably isn't any room for new compositions in the average Evertonian's repetoir (ie Everton, Everton, Everton and the first 2 and a half lines of It's a Grand Old Team).

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Just chant "Yerry Yerry Yerry" like a mob of Jerry Springer viewers.

 

[Frang]

How's about you just watch the game instead of annoying everyone with jarg songs u terrors

 

[orly]

How's about you just watch the game instead of annoying everyone with jarg songs u terrors

@FC sexy xxx look at this behaviour

 

[Frang]

@FC sexy xxx look at this behaviour

What a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!!

 

[orly]

What a snitch!

Snitches get stitches!!

He would have found you

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Not the best thing you can say about a Colombian footballer...

It's up there with "Now, where did I put the coke"

 

[Yarrgh]

Not the best thing you can say about a Colombian footballer...

Maybe I could have phrased it better...

 

[FC sexy xxx]

How's about you just watch the game instead of annoying everyone with jarg songs u terrors

WOOL