2018/19 Yerry Mina

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Evertonian transfer cycle for any decent player:

1. (When first linked with player) ‘He’s too good for us we’ll never get him, pure delusion’

2. (When we actually try and buy him) ‘just get it done FFS Everton, there’s no other player in the world we could possibly ever sign other than this one’

3. (When we get him before he’s played)’we only got him because none of the big clubs wanted him, he’s actually crap and we’ve been had off by x club’

4. (After a few games of decent form) ‘no way we can keep hold of him in the summer, x club will take him and we’ll never be able to attract another player like him again’
haha this should be a sticky on top of transfer threads
 

for songs, always loved the 7 Nation Army bit only as it's easy to rhyme.

Bangs in a goal from the corner as he did repeatedly in the WC and you've got Mina and Esquina.


Gooool de tiro de esquina
Cabezazo Yerry Mina

comes out at goal from the corner, header from Yerry Mina.

Fitting. Rhymes. Meter still fits the melody. He'll love the Spanish.


*full disclosure, grammar/wording was corrected by a Londoner/Arsenal friend of mine who moved to Paraguay.
 
Simple yet classy, to the tune of Hallelujah:

I've heard of our defensive flaws,
Yet when Yerry played it pleased the Lord,
But you don't be-lieve in clean sheets, do ya?

When they score like this,
A fifth, a sixth,
The Gwladys roars and the Park End sits,
We're leaking goals - so we turn to Yerry Mina

Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Miiiiiiiiiii-na
 
Simple yet classy, to the tune of Hallelujah:

I've heard of our defensive flaws,
Yet when Yerry played it pleased the Lord,
But you don't be-lieve in clean sheets, do ya?

When they score like this,
A fifth, a sixth,
The Gwladys roars and the Park End sits,
We're leaking goals - so we turn to Yerry Mina

Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Miiiiiiiiiii-na

Outstanding
 

Simple yet classy, to the tune of Hallelujah:

I've heard of our defensive flaws,
Yet when Yerry played it pleased the Lord,
But you don't be-lieve in clean sheets, do ya?

When they score like this,
A fifth, a sixth,
The Gwladys roars and the Park End sits,
We're leaking goals - so we turn to Yerry Mina

Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Mina,
Yerry Miiiiiiiiiii-na
Hahahahaha
 

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