Watching the match through a dodgy feed, via my phone on the couch whilst my mrs watches Big Bang Theory. Can’t really beat that feeling of ‘being there’
Absolutely 100% adore the never ending misery of what they do to us. They're absolute masters too, every so often they'll make it feel alright. Then they make us suffer.
Oh you like soccer? Liverpool fan then?
No, Everton.
Who?
Do you know the Yankees?
Yeah of course
We'll we're like the Mets of Liverpool
Oh so you're not very good then
Ffs.
Whenever I'm out wearing anything with the badge on it, the nervous downward glance from any redshirt that passes my way, followed by a pathetic attempt to nod in recognition.
The list of firsts. Being there first. The history, the longstanding, the dignity (until this year's shirt sponsor that is). The pioneering spirit. No Saudi state can buy what we had and achieved in sport before the days when it became the Premier league pantomime.