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Your favourite aspect of supporting Everton

Your favourite aspect of supporting Everton

  • Top quality football

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • My favourite colour is blue, so it’s convenient

    Votes: 7 14.3%
  • I enjoy never-ending misery

    Votes: 17 34.7%
  • The Fit Birds Thread

    Votes: 3 6.1%
  • Everton’s uncanny ability to Everton something up

    Votes: 12 24.5%
  • Some obligatory cheese toastie option

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 14.3%
  • Chanting ‘Booo-urns’ at matches

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Total voters
    49
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Regardless of what's gone before Z cars ringing out around Goodison gives me hope then the roar of COMEEEE ONNNNNNN! (as the players enter the pitch)

Then the game kicks off and PFFFFTTTTT!
Hit it!
Shoot!
Gerrin into them!
TERRRNN!
"Why are we going backwards again"
"Play him in play him in, FFS lad he was free there"
"Get ye heads up boys we can still win this" (Currently 0-1 down a promoted side)
Ball falls to one of our players at the edge of the box "Go on lad hit it, HIT IT! Arghhhhh **goes out for a throw in.

Goes the concourse at HT and the roof of my mouth has got no skin left on it for the second half (Scouse pie) :rant:
No subs made in the second half

Final score: Everton 0-2 any promoted or struggling team.

And yet i still go back year after year.
 

Regardless of what's gone before Z cars ringing out around Goodison gives me hope then the roar of COMEEEE ONNNNNNN! (as the players enter the pitch)

Then the game kicks off and PFFFFTTTTT!
Hit it!
Shoot!
Gerrin into them!
TERRRNN!
"Why are we going backwards again"
"Play him in play him in, FFS lad he was free there"
"Get ye heads up boys we can still win this" (Currently 0-1 down a promoted side)
Ball falls to one of our players at the edge of the box "Go on lad hit it, HIT IT! Arghhhhh **goes out for a throw in.

Goes the concourse at HT and the roof of my mouth has got no skin left on it for the second half (Scouse pie) :rant:
No subs made in the second half

Final score: Everton 0-2 any promoted or struggling team.

And yet i still go back year after year.
PLAY FOR THE SHIRT LAD!!.....NO, OUR 'KIN SHIRT LAD!!!!!
 

Oh you like soccer? Liverpool fan then?
No, Everton.
Who?
Do you know the Yankees?
Yeah of course
We'll we're like the Mets of Liverpool
Oh so you're not very good then
Ffs.
Haha! As a lifelong Mets fan, this one got me.
Generally, people tend not to know about Everton over here.
Had a former work colleague who was a big United fan when she found out I supported Everton, her immediate response was “Ewww, why?” ?
She then apologized “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry.”

Makes me laugh to this day
 
I'm not sure if there is one. Maybe something as simple as that they wear blue. I actually hate supporting them and the older I get the more I dislike them. They make me feel angry and disappointed a lot and I'm not sure why I bother. There is very little satisfaction I get from supporting them and they are further away than ever from achieving something.

I even expect the stadium which is the one shining light atm to be a disappointment too.
 
I feel supporting Everton prepares you for the pain and despair of day to day existence in a sweeping way most other life lessons can't
The noble Lord Buddha on seeing a young novice in the monastery struggling on releasing attachment to the material world suggested to him, "follow Everton."
 

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