BigBlueConk
Player Valuation: £70m
Remembered this from my school days.
A muvver was barfin her baby one night
The youngest of ten, a tiny young mite.
The muvver was poor and the baby was fin,
Only a skeleton covered in skin.
The muvver turned round for the soap on the rack,
She was but a moment but when she turned back-
The baby was GORN!
In anguish she cried
"Oh where is my baby?"
An angel replied....
"Your baby has gone down the plug 'ole
Your baby has fell down the plug.
The poor little fing was so skinny and fin
He orta bin barfed in a jug.
Your baby is perfectly happy
And he won't need a barf anymore.
Your baby has gone down the plug 'ole
Not lost, but gone before.
(I suspect cockerknee parents.)
A muvver was barfin her baby one night
The youngest of ten, a tiny young mite.
The muvver was poor and the baby was fin,
Only a skeleton covered in skin.
The muvver turned round for the soap on the rack,
She was but a moment but when she turned back-
The baby was GORN!
In anguish she cried
"Oh where is my baby?"
An angel replied....
"Your baby has gone down the plug 'ole
Your baby has fell down the plug.
The poor little fing was so skinny and fin
He orta bin barfed in a jug.
Your baby is perfectly happy
And he won't need a barf anymore.
Your baby has gone down the plug 'ole
Not lost, but gone before.
(I suspect cockerknee parents.)