Methuselah
Player Valuation: £35m
Albert and the Lion. Used to know it all the way through but only remember bits now. So, bits.
There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool
What's noted for fresh air and fun
and Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
went there with young Albert their son
A grand little lad was young Albert
all dressed in his best, quite a swell
with a stick with an horses head handle
the finest that Woolworth's could sell.
After they had arrived there in Blackpool
they paid and went to the Zoo
where they'd camels and Lions and Tigers
and old ale and sandwiches too.
There was one great big Lion called Wallace
His face was all covered in scars
Lying in somnelent posture
with the side of his face on the bars
Well Albert had heard about Lions
how they was ferocious and wild
and to see this one lying so peaceful
well it didn't seem right to the child.
So straight away our brave little Albert
not showing a morsel of fear
took his stick with an horses head handle
and shoved it in Wallace's ear..
It was plain the the Lion didn't like it
for giving a kind of a roll
it pulled Albert inside the cage with him
and swallowed the little lad whole.
Goes on for several more verses which escape me now.
There's a famous seaside place called Blackpool
What's noted for fresh air and fun
and Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom
went there with young Albert their son
A grand little lad was young Albert
all dressed in his best, quite a swell
with a stick with an horses head handle
the finest that Woolworth's could sell.
After they had arrived there in Blackpool
they paid and went to the Zoo
where they'd camels and Lions and Tigers
and old ale and sandwiches too.
There was one great big Lion called Wallace
His face was all covered in scars
Lying in somnelent posture
with the side of his face on the bars
Well Albert had heard about Lions
how they was ferocious and wild
and to see this one lying so peaceful
well it didn't seem right to the child.
So straight away our brave little Albert
not showing a morsel of fear
took his stick with an horses head handle
and shoved it in Wallace's ear..
It was plain the the Lion didn't like it
for giving a kind of a roll
it pulled Albert inside the cage with him
and swallowed the little lad whole.
Goes on for several more verses which escape me now.