Your 'ITK' Thread

[Bob Latchford]

Scott Dann as soon as the James Tompkins West Ham to Palace deal completes.

I know this as I just made it up there now when I read the BBC gossip colum and a saw 'Palace have put a 12m bid in for Tompkins'

#bulletproof

 

[Bob Latchford]

Barcelona will activate the buy back clause for Deulofeu and then sell him back to us for slightly more than we paid the first time.

With another buyback clause.

Brilliant!
Encapsulates us for the past few decades.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Brilliant!
Encapsulates us for the past few decades.

Technically make money then as the pound has dropped.
#spoiler

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Rhino was spotted on the curry mile in Manchester with a short, spanish speaking man who had chin putty, what looked like a wig and a false nose on.

Rhino had a whole keema naan and mushroom rice to himself.

 

[Nymzee]

I'll lose my crap if Robson-Kanu is even looked at let alone signed.

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Rhino was spotted on the curry mile in Manchester with a short, spanish speaking man who had chin putty, what looked like a wig and a false nose on.

Rhino had a whole keema naan and mushroom rice to himself.

Rhino is a veggie mate so doubt that.

 

[tommye]

Wonder what joys this will bring today....

 

[FeedTheStraq]

Wonder what joys this will bring today....

Only been here a few days and this is probably my favourite thread already.

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

Rhino is a veggie mate so doubt that.

Did I say Keema? I meant leaf Naan.

 

[peteblue]

At a drinks party last night one of the football agents, can't tell you who for obvious reasons, said that a mega deal has been agreed and that his client will sign shortly........happy days.......

 

[granter79]

is this thread for real or just another pi** take like the transfer thread?

 

[peteblue]

is this thread for real or just another pi** take like the transfer thread?

Read the opening post ........

 

[granter79]

Read the opening post ........

no chance. cheers though

 

[Caudy]

We have made an enquiry about the availability of Alvaro Morata. However it is understood that the fee would be hefty and he would want champions league football and astronomical wages

 

[FeedTheStraq]

Koeman wants Cedric from Southampton for competition for Coleman. However he is either going for him or Van Dijk unless a better option than the two comes along.