Your 'ITK' Thread

[Shibbywiggles]

At a drinks party last night one of the football agents, can't tell you who for obvious reasons, said that a mega deal has been agreed and that his client will sign shortly........happy days.......

Sounds like one fancy drinks party you were at there mate.

 

[Blue Cheese]

I know nothing, uncool mofo me

 

[ggooggooggoo]

Were after that Albanian lad who was fast as fook in the Euros. Not sure of his name but his uncle was a taxi driver in Kirkby for 3 years before he went on the sick after he got caught up in one those whip lash claims.

Think he was interviewed on crimewatch tbf.

 

[Jph24]

Highly likely rubbish, heard that we could be in for bakambu from villarreal

 

[DownunderToffee]

I know nothing, uncool mofo me

Hi Jon Snow.

 

[Nymzee]

Yarmolenkon.

 

[kev]

IMMINENT

I'm hearing that Ethel Broadhurst will be drafted in as head tea lady at Finch Farm within the next 7 days
My sources tell me that Everton has agreed terms with Halifax Town after triggering 67 year old Ethel's £20 release clause.
Ethel's salary will be more than doubled to almost £100 per month as Moshiri flexes his financial muscles.
I'm told that this is just the start of the Moshiri revolution. Whispers at the highest level suggest that we are scouring the world for a new head of housekeeping. This will be a top world class appointment
(apparently Nora Brocklebank has been approached. *taps nose )

Make of that what you will.

 

[Brendan Janus]

Hi Jon Snow.

Good fast bowler in his day !!

 

[ToffeeDoug]

IMMINENT

I'm hearing that Ethel Broadhurst will be drafted in as head tea lady at Finch Farm within the next 7 days
My sources tell me that Everton has agreed terms with Halifax Town after triggering 67 year old Ethel's £20 release clause.
Ethel's salary will be more than doubled to almost £100 per month as Moshiri flexes his financial muscles.
I'm told that this is just the start of the Moshiri revolution. Whispers at the highest level suggest that we are scouring the world for a new head of housekeeping. This will be a top world class appointment
(apparently Nora Brocklebank has been approached. *taps nose )

Make of that what you will.

It is Moshiri's aim for us to be the first club ever (and possibly last ever) to achieve the Michelin Star and Champions Lge double.

 

[GerryandthePaceMerchants]

I can't tell you his name or position but I'm advised a player will be signing for a club in the coming weeks. I'm an IDK

 

[Catfish Blues]

An official announcement will be made regarding the new waterfront stadium some time in August.
I would expect the phrases "finances agreed in principle", "design well underway" and ""planning permission to be applied for shortly" to be used.

 

[john jako]

Edin dzeko.

Will be done in the next two weeks.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

• Koeman WILL sign another striker. Pelle is being considered - he met with Southampton officials last night to sound out the possibility

Told you

 

[carlos21]

Told you

I hope we get him mate,

 

[Elong]

Told you

Like Mystic Meg you.