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Your 'ITK' Thread

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Witsel on Wednesday and Mata a few days after Man United's pre season camp finishes.
 
Manx Blue said:
Perhaps a suggestion for the forum ...

Since there is an absolute avalanche of anti-ITK hysteria, how about a sub-forum requiring a further registration for those that appreciate the efforts of those with potential ears to the ground.

Then the ITK doubters will have no reason to reside in such a corner of the interweb and can be happy in their thoughts that they are missing nothing but drivel.

What they never know, they'll never miss ...
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Tagging in @GrandOldTeam to raise this idea of a further registered sub forum for ITKs and their followers only.

May I put forward the name of "Waco" for the sub forum.
 
toffee66 said:
From a very impressive source buried deep in the foundations of Finch Farm:

Witsel? Next Thursday/Friday unless we are gazumped, which is an ever-present danger with his Dad as agent.

Mata? Possible something might start in a couple of weeks but all this imminent/done stuff is rubbish.

Schmeichel, Pelle. Just polite initial enquiries. Nothing to get excited about yet. Begovic? No.

Interest in two CBs, one playing in Spain, one in Germany. Expect something to start to move next week. Lots of competition for both so will require us to wave the ££££s.

Pace! At least one fast wide player wanted, ideally left-sided. Grosicki is a potential target but Euros raised his profile and price higher than we like so we are waiting to see if that settles down a bit.

Striker, half a dozen preliminary enquiries but nothing advanced. We ideally want 2, even if Rom stays. One big, hold-up type. One fast over the ground.

Stones, still wants out but Everton want "quite a bit" more than £50m as have to give Barnsley 15%. We have interest in 3 City players (two have been well rumoured, one is from the U-21s) but there won't be a player exchange deal as they are just too complicated.

Lukaku will stay unless Juve get £100m for Pogba and decide to blow three quarters of it on the free-scoring lump. Very unlikely.

Astonishingly McGeady, Kone and McCarthy are available at the right price but Oviedo and Niasse are wanted, at least for now.

Koeman still assessing the kids. Early whispers are most not yet judged first-team ready and that means we will potentially buy a couple more than initially planned 8-9 not 6).

There you go. No need to spend the next week on the internet frantically hitting refresh. Just call me Daddy
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All fairly believable. Best post on this thread !
 
stamullenblue said:
All fairly believable. Best post on this thread !
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This ITK stuff is easy. Just set your imagination free, temper with a dash of realism, a splash of caveats and you are done.

As it happens there are two things in there I was told by a very reliable, generally, national journo along with the stuff that I've 'extrapolated'
 

toffee66 said:
This ITK stuff is easy. Just set your imagination free, temper with a dash of realism, a splash of caveats and you are done.

As it happens there are two things in there I was told by a very reliable, generally, national journo along with the stuff that I've 'extrapolated'
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Which ones were they then mate ?
 
That isn't how this thread works. This one is meant to be fun and I'm not going to be people's hopes up/down based on the word of a journalist, even one who is a mate and an Evertonian. Just chill.
 

Present Mata has posted on Instagram Blue boots with #TheEv has been deleted.

Wait 17 pages, post twitter shot of @FootyITKLadBanter regarding Rooney giving Mata a VHS of Pain and Glory Everton.

Wait 13 pages, rack up the likes, quick post of Mata £32m Done God Bless The Night.

Wait 16 pages, feel good inside but still dead, read through 14 pages of 28 years old, too slow, Esk where are you, Troy Deeney is £25m. Post Medical done. Monday 4pm Imminent.

Monday 3:50pm - Hold up with agent fees. #DitheringRon

4pm - Stoke interested

SITE DOWN

Tuesday - leave forum.
 
Cba going back through the posts but well done to all the ITKs that said Pelle was on his way seeing as he has signed for a chinese team :coffee:
 
Council have offered us Speke,Stonebridge and docks but have to go down the commonwealth games route for the latter,
However,We want docks now and aggressively pursuing it,
Club is looking at an American franchise,similar to City,
Dein wanted,
The club is looking to move at such a pace there is bigger fish the Moshiri involved.
£100m without outgoing funds now,
£75m Jan
£100m next summer if required.
 
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Council have offered us Speke,Stonebridge and docks but have to go down the commonwealth games route for the latter,
However,We want docks now and aggressively pursuing it,
Club is looking at an American franchise,similar to City,
Dein wanted,
The club is looking to move at such a pace there is bigger fish the Moshiri involved.
£100m without outgoing funds now,
£75m Jan
£100m next summer if required.
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Sounds in line to what ive heard
 

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