Your 'ITK' Thread

[Connor]

It's all going to speed up very quickly after Monday.

*Winks, slaps thigh*

 

[peteblue]

At dinner last night, not allowed say with whom due to confidentiality agreement, we discussed the new ground and the players we will be signing before the season starts. Let's just say that most people will be happy on both counts..........

 

[Elong]

I know for a fact that Koeman was our number one choice all along. After Emre, Jose and Brent.

 

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

At dinner last night, not allowed say with whom due to confidentiality agreement, we discussed the new ground and the players we will be signing before the season starts. Let's just say that most people will be happy on both counts..........

Is that honestly true mate ?

 

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

I know for a fact that Koeman was our number one choice all along. After Emre, Jose and Brent.

Kenwright has told us that in a press conference

 

[blue61]

At dinner last night, not allowed say with whom due to confidentiality agreement, we discussed the new ground and the players we will be signing before the season starts. Let's just say that most people will be happy on both counts..........

 

[Neiziro]

I just came on to post about something happening on 5th July....heard from a chelsea guy.

Did they happen to be affiliated with the name "RyRyLloyd"?

 

[peteblue]

Is that honestly true mate ?

......*taps nose..........

 

[Bilko]

Farhad Moshri is currently in negotiations to bring onto the board his long time business partner Alisher usmanov. Talks are ongoing but it is believed a deal can be struck as Usmanov (Ali to his friends) has become frustrated at his lack of opportunity within the Arsenal Board.

 

[Mikeonlythebestwilldo]

......*taps nose..........

No problem mate

 

[bitter-no-better]

I just came on to post about something happening on 5th July....heard from a chelsea guy.

the flower show.

 

[Connor]

Did they happen to be affiliated with the name "RyRyLloyd"?

Hahahaha.

 

[mezzrow]

Pure quality, this. Oscar material.

spits on floor*

YOU had a FLOOR! Luxury.

 

[Bungle]

At dinner last night, not allowed say with whom due to confidentiality agreement, we discussed the new ground and the players we will be signing before the season starts. Let's just say that most people will be happy on both counts..........

Most people at the table were just happy to get a conversation out of you that wasn't slurred and interspersed with drunken threats.

 

[bring back the catt]

This. All very credible really. and not just because I want it to be.
The ITK's, and we all meet one most days, are best placated, especially if their diatribe begins with:
I am led to believe (my favourite)
I have it on good authority (very aloof and patronising)
I have been informed (do one, no one talks to you)
I have a friend who has a connection in a very high place (see above)
There will be an announcement within 48 hours (starting just when exactly)
SSN has just reported (peeeerrrrllleeeeaaassseee)
An announcement will be made at this afternoons press conference ( believe that if you wish)
A bulletin will be issued later today (about the news which broke yesterday)
Seen at Finch Farm ( insert name of player
agent
ice cream van)
As reported in the Echo ( pause for laughter)
Rom's dad hasn't made any comments today ( Rom's dad is still asleep)
Henderson made a forward pass (hahahahahahahahahahaha!)
No more ex-RS players will appear in the media ( yeah right)
Bears [Poor language removed] in the woods ( that one has got mileage)
Klipperty is sponsored by Gillete ( and Hicks. Now that would be good)
TRS are sponsored by Winalot ( complete meltdown at The Trade Description headquarters)
Elvis to be appointed DOF ( i'm led to believe)
SSN has no bias toward any team ( as confirmed by SkyBet Big 4/5/6/7/8/ committee)
Martin Atkinson AKA Rowan (nuff said)
Niasse to fund his own transfer ( to somewhere, to anywhere)
This is the God's honest truth (it is not - God)
Just seen on Twitter/Facebook (so it must be true)
Between you and me ( alarm bells - horseshit detector)
Aguero in straight swap for Kone ( Jeez, I must stop sniffing this Cilitbang)

Only one of the above is true. Or is it?
The next thing I type will be a lie. The last thing I typed was the truth..