Your 'ITK' Thread

[sageyefc]

Is that honestly true mate ?

Nah, doubt he can remember past the starters the bad pisshead

 

[Zatara]

Did they happen to be affiliated with the name "RyRyLloyd"?

I dont know what that means.

 

[peteblue]

Most people at the table were just happy to get a conversation out of you that wasn't slurred and interspersed with drunken threats.

Bill and Mosh were both drunk anyway.........oops......

 

[tommye]

Bill and Mosh were both drunk anyway.........oops......

And you dear Peter?

 

[peteblue]

And you dear Peter?

Teetotal mate.......

 

[tommye]

Teetotal mate.......

I'm calling bs on this one.

 

[peteblue]

I'm calling bs on this one.

I'll give you that one.......Just off to the pub.....

 

[tommye]

I'll give you that one.......Just off to the pub.....

Slainte

 

[Frank Gallagher]

messi said he would definatley come to us if....

we pay his £300 million tax bill

 

[LocalNative]

'run the rule', brilliant.

Has he promised to Deulofeu he'd take him with him back to Barcelona if he performs well this season?

That depends. Barca are currently weighing up whether or not to exercise the buyback clause this window, with doubts over Arda Turan's future at the club.

 

[ijjysmith]

Everton scouts watching the France Iceland game tonight.

 

[Neiziro]

RVP to Everton is gathering pace...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Your opportunity to be lavished by your fellow forum nerds as an 'ITK'

So, make something up and later, we'll review who is definite ITK and who is just an attention seeking whore.

Your fate is entirely dependent on your ability to ride the media consensus and make vague enough statements that could be taken either way.

Good luck.

I'll start with;

• Everton will break their transfer record this summer. We'll spend over 100m - I won't say whether that's net, or after transfer sales - but Everton will spend over 100m this summer. Moshiri MEANS business. Be excited.
• We're trying to keep John Stones and we've made him an offer, but Koeman doesn't wan't any sulkers in the dressing room. We'd like to keep him but we will sell if we receive a massive offer. The same is true for Lukaku.
• All transfer sales will be given to Koeman to spend.
• Ross Barkley will be offered a new contract, indications are that he'll accept.
• We're willing to listen to offers for James McCarthy.
• We've told Man Utd that Seamus Coleman is not for sale.
• Koeman has an extensive shortlist. Just some of the players on his list include Mata, Schneiderlin, Fonte, Carvalho, Blind, Bolasie and Witsel.
• We're progressing with our DOF appointment. Don't rule out Monchi - Sevilla are still confident he'll stay but we're trying.
  
• Koeman WILL sign another striker. Pelle is being considered - he met with Southampton officials last night to sound out the possibility
• Witsel isn't our main target, his agent is drumming up Napoli interest to force our hand.
• Koeman wants to sign a top goalkeeper. He's not keen on Robles, Stekelenburg is a backup.
• Moshiri wants to make a statement of intent - expect a record transfer fee signing.
• Moshiri will acquire more stake in Everton very soon.
• Stadium plans are progressing well, we'll have an update soon.

Your turn...

I'll get a ban this summer.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'll get a ban this summer.

Koff @sageyefc you mentalist

 

[sageyefc]

Koff @sageyefc you mentalist

What's your MySpace lad so we can stay in touch?