Your 'ITK' Thread

[Bally8]

Willian I've seen it in the stars

 

[garyw]

Lukaku to sign for Bayern Munich

 

[toffee66]

We will sell Lukaku
We will buy some players. People will rave/moan*. Kenwright will show-off for the camera/hide*
Moshiri will text Jim White near deadline day
None of what he say will happen
We will buy at least two players for U23 without a You Tube highlight video or an FM17 player rating & the server will crash for a day with the resultant fume
The club will still be Everton
The shirt will still be ace/meh/[Poor language removed]*
We will still be moaning, miserable, bed-wetting, loyal & desperate for success
* select as applicable

 

[blue61]

Rom to Chelsea for 'undisclosed fee', resulting in a mass fume on here, until our new front 5 of Rooney, Giroud, The Ox, DCL, and master Lookman score more goals between them every week than you can count fingers on the hand of a Stoke City fan.
That's all I have thus far, more to follow as my info comes in.

 

[arch stanton]

We will sell Lukaku
We will buy some players. People will rave/moan*. Kenwright will show-off for the camera/hide*
Moshiri will text Jim White near deadline day
None of what he say will happen
We will buy at least two players for U23 without a You Tube highlight video or an FM17 player rating & the server will crash for a day with the resultant fume
The club will still be Everton
The shirt will still be ace/meh/[Poor language removed]*
We will still be moaning, miserable, bed-wetting, loyal & desperate for success
* select as applicable

You da main man bro

 

[mmmmsnouts]

Five in by Friday

in the year 2040

 

[bitter-no-better]

Malang Sarr

 

[lancs blue]

Roy Keane chins Walsh after repeatedly saying he ain't coming out of retirement and isn't a centre back

 

[tommye]

Lukaku to sign for Bayern Munich

They've signed Serge Gnabry

 

[Death]

I know everyone's having a laugh in here but to take the thread seriously for a second I have it on good authority (James Kenwright himself) that Rooney is 99.999999% over the line.

 

[garyw]

I know everyone's having a laugh in here but to take the thread seriously for a second I have it on good authority (James Kenwright himself) that Rooney is 99.999999% over the line.

There is still a doubt then !!!

 

[Lee Smith]

My dad plays golf with Bill Ellaby's brother, and apparently some young lad called Sanabree (or something) from Paraguay is due in for talks at the end of the week. No idea about foreign footy and not a FIFA virgin so never heard of him, probably a typical cheap Everton punt on a kid that will never see the first team

 

[LABlue2]

Steven pienaar player/manager

 

[Smig1878]

I know everyone's having a laugh in here but to take the thread seriously for a second I have it on good authority (James Kenwright himself) that Rooney is 99.999999% over the line.

Same as Lukaku signing a new contract......ah well we move forward

 

[bluebud]

My dad plays golf with Bill Ellaby's brother, and apparently some young lad called Sanabree (or something) from Paraguay is due in for talks at the end of the week. No idea about foreign footy and not a FIFA virgin so never heard of him, probably a typical cheap Everton punt on a kid that will never see the first team

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/antonio-sanabria/profil/spieler/234523

Maybe this guy?